The act of sucking anus, while the other defecates while in public, MUST BE mushy poop, no liquid with articles of corn and high fiber.
by Bob America July 11, 2008
When you find a stranger, knock them unconscious, and shave off their pubes. Then, while they are still incapacitated, you microwave the shavings and tape them under your victims nose in the shape of a mustache. At this point, you will have to start running because the atrocious smell produced by the newly formed pube-stache will jolt your victim awake.
Did you hear Bob lost his sense of smell? I guess someone gave him the ol' Argentinian Mustache. The shame alone drove his wife to infidelity. Pity.
by foxwell adams April 02, 2011
The same as a Jackson's Mustache, just performed by the less affluent or more douchey with a $10 bill instead of a $20. While this is not the preferred method to wake up for young women the morning after, it is certainly much better than Jefferson's Anus.
X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?
Y: I don't know, but she was gone when I got back, I gave her Hamilton's Mustache.
Y: I don't know, but she was gone when I got back, I gave her Hamilton's Mustache.
by Greene Team July 25, 2011
by KenOlsen May 31, 2008
The morning after sex, while the woman is still asleep, the act of cumming on her upper lip, then attaching a $20 bill to it.
A: Dude, how did that chick get home this morning?
B: Oh, it was no big deal, I gave her Jackson's Mustache.
B: Oh, it was no big deal, I gave her Jackson's Mustache.
by Greene Team July 25, 2011
"oooh mah god, insulin I love you. Ohh, sweet, sweet life-giving nectar processing my sugars...yes...diabeetis! DIABEEETUUUS! I'm chasing the mustache!"
by Silly Milly January 18, 2008
A Chinese moustache is a great companion for a Chinese man. Chinese moustache is also called Mustachio for short.
by Chinese Mustachio November 29, 2013