mustanger

In military slang, an officer who previously served as an enlisted soldier.

Best officers I encountered during my time in the service, bar none, were "mustangers" (former enlisted who became officers) and warrant officers. Most of the others (ROTC, OCS or West Pointers) were frag-fodder.

by Sidamo September 8, 2005

musty cum fart

After one has anal sex with his partner he/she lets out a fart after being came in people often describe it as a musty smell hence the name musty cum fart

Man #1: oh god
Man #2: what?
Man #1: I just remeber when pyper let out a musty cum fart last night
Man #2: ew why did you have to tell me?
Man #1 you asked you dipshit

by Mr.Big but skinny penis August 10, 2018

musthang

When some poo remains stuck to bum hairs.

I gave myself a good wipe but I've got musthangs.

by A.S.S. Wipe March 10, 2008

musty slap

When a man lathers one of his hands on his testicles, giving them a warm and sour texture, and in a light, playful manner, slaps another person.

John was being a little bitch at the game, so afterwards I came up behind him and gave him the old Musty slap

by The guy on the couch. June 8, 2009

Mustard Mustache

To squirt mustard between someone's upper lip and nose while they are passed out. The final result creates the effect of a yellow mustache.

What an idiot! Ashley passed out on the couch again! Get the mustard! She's getting the worst mustard mustache yet!

by DaveyCrockett June 14, 2009

mustard shit

a shit with the color and texture of Dijon mustard

"Wow that really burns. Must of been a mustard shit"

by dibber88 November 29, 2009

Mustard Finger

When a person goes to itch the inside of there ass cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. When they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.

Dude my asshole was itching bad. I should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because I ended up with mustard finger.

by Cangri518 September 6, 2011