Musical Triangulation

The process of describing an artist to a non-listener by comparing the artist to three or more other artists. Usually done with three artists, two of which are similar to each other and the third of which is significantly different, and in the style of: "They are like (similar band #1) mixed with (similar band #2) with elements of (totally different band)"

Speaker 1: You haven't heard Sage Francis? He's like Swollen Members mixed with Sweatshop Union, with elements of Paul Simon.

Speaker 2: Dude, that's an awesome musical triangulation.

by Keramac October 8, 2009

Musical Giblets

Audible escape of gas from a person's backside.

Dude, did a semi just honk or do you have a case of musical giblets?

by almoore February 9, 2010

Musicalistine

a music philistine, someone who doesnt listen to good music, people like this often watch hsm

1=dude did you watch HSM3? the music is awesome!!
2=you're such a musicalistine

by rubix1991 March 4, 2010

Musical swag

Music that is of good quality or talent and also exceeds the standards of the music industry.

Did you hear the latest #1 hit on the Billboard Top 100? They totally have musical swag.

by music_is_4_life September 10, 2010

Musical Monogamy

This occurs when a person discovers a particular band or artist and becomes obsessed with them and wont listen to anything else for a long period of time, buys band merchandise and feels the uncontrollable need to make their friends listen to it. Often an intervention is required to rescue a friend from this annoying condition. Interventions usually occur on long road trips, forcing passengers to go to extreme measures such as ejecting the cd and throwing it out the window when the affected friend is not looking.

When Todd discovered the Kings of Leon, he was sucked into a state of musical monogamy. He insisted on listening to Kings of Leon and nothing else for months. Eventually his friends got so burned out they had to intervene. When Todd stopped at the gas station, Ross took every KOL cd out of the player and hid them from Todd. After the initial shock wore off and Todd went through the withdrawal process they proceeded with the road trip with a wide variety of tunes.

by iviesmith October 24, 2011

Musicalapathy

A belief that Music is supreme, and that living a life without Music is not living at all \m/

The followers of Musicalapathy are called Musicalapathists who believe in Music=Life

by SinnersChoice January 28, 2012

Musical Battleships

Derivation of classic Battleships game, with less ships and music as missiles.

Rules:

- share music video you like
- if i like it a lot -> 3pts, or a little -> 2pts, or not -> 0pts
- then i fire back with a music video i like, and you score as above
- repeat

me: let's play Musical Battleships
you: <link to 'Friday', by Rebecca Black>
me: 0pts, you have no taste
me: <link to 'Brick', by Ben Folds Five>
you: 0pts
me: you have no taste and you have no heart
me: goodbye.

by drkatt June 20, 2012