MUNTING

fucking a dead body

god i love to MUNT, hey bradyon get the shovel, were gonna go MUNTING

by SirMuntsALot April 25, 2024

Menhorn munting

When someone munts furiously throughout the night, at least once per night, after a session of extreme gooning.

Person 1: "Did you hear what Chase did?"
Person 2: "No, what happened."
Person 1: "He was caught Menhorn Munting in the woods last night!"

by Rezemblance April 2, 2024

Munt

Man cunt. The perfect insult. Comes off as both offensive and educated. Examples of munts include Carson Strong (bowl quitter), Mike Pence, Anderson Cooper, Mark Stein, Lebron James, Kevin Durant, etc.

Dude 1: You fucked my gf while I was babysitting your kids!
Dude 2: sorry dude but she offered to give me a blowjob
Dude 1: You munt!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: Man-cunt. You are the exact definition of a munt you son of a bitch!

by Biden is a dick December 23, 2021

Postmortem Munting

Postmortem munting is the act of dying and coming back to life to suck your own cock.

Hey! I heard you and john were doing some postmortem munting over the weekend! Sounds fun!

by Crackasaurus September 8, 2025

Munted

Munted is an informal way of describing an unatractive human being its more creative then regularly calling someone ugly or unattractive

Ugh can't believe Mike fucked Lisa she is munted

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 22, 2022

Munt

A munted cunt

Did you just shit your pants?

Yeah

Get out of here you munt

by xXSwaglord6969Xx October 27, 2014

Munt

The male anus hole used as a vaginal equivalent. The most offensive thing you can call a man's butt hole. The equivalent of the male version of of the word cunt.

Shut your munt!

Lick my munt hole!
Eat my Munt.

by Mundoism December 8, 2016