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Munted

Munted (verb)- a psychological state of mind that consists of soaring levels of euphoria and a stimulating sensation, reached through the consumption of an abundance of one drug, or a combination of drugs and/or alcohol, sometimes reached right after conjestion or over an extended period of time. This is typically subjective depending on the individual and their tolerance.
Typically one or more of the following factors primarily influence the time it takes to reach this mental state.

They are;
- The amount of consumption and the quality of the product(s).
- Energy levels.
- Sleep deprivation.

- Psychological state of mind.
- Other similar influencing factors.
- The end of the half life of the product(s) and/or the declining euphoric sensation as this peak levels conclude.

This feeling is described as a highly elevated, almost overwhelming, yet tolerable state of mind.
Last week when Tom and I went out to Red Square, I was so munted that I felt like I was dragging my jaw behind me from the start of the night.
by Sam Anel West August 29, 2018
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Quantum Munting

Similar to regular munting, but the forces exerted are too powerful and split the bonds of reality.

This results in the shrinkification of the body being munted into mere atoms.
"Dude did where did our munt victim go???"
"Sorry man i got a little excited and ended up Quantum Munting them"
by LordOfTheMunts March 9, 2025
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Cock Munting

The act of connecting the vas deferens of a dead mans ballsack to the urethera then stomping on the balls until the testicles are completely powderized, then sucking the testicle powder out of the dick. Kind of like drinking a drink from a straw.
Me and Harry were Cock Munting a homeless man last night because his dumb nigger ass asked for spare change.
by asghtryssd August 3, 2024
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Munt

Meaning useless, damaged or lazy. When someone is a Munt, they are useless at jobs and minor tasks that are in everyday life. When you are to Munt something, you would have destroyed it.
Eg 1.

Andrew: “My co-worker at the cleaning company doesn’t even clean the mop bucket out when he uses it, nor does he clean the toilets properly! He is a munt!”
Eg 2.
Belinda “Now be careful with my favourite doll! Don’t munt it!”
by cb:D March 23, 2023
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munt

A completely retarded male who brags about bitches he cant get.
by Ms Thang Chickenwang August 24, 2016
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Munt

Informal Australian slang verb that refers to throwing up or vomiting, always used in reference to someone having drunk a lot and throwing up because of it.
Davo: Oi, gazza is gonna munt, look at him!
Baz: Ah man, make sure he does it in the bushes.
by Wizard of Aus December 19, 2020
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munt flusher

- an makeshift enema that is created on the spot in order to wash one's munt (asshold) out before anal sex.

derived from
munt ass
flusher - something that flushes (via water)

munt flusher - a device that washes one's asshole

could be a soda bottle, shower wand, etc
"So i was at this trick's house last night and he was desperate to fuck me. So I jumped in his shower and made a munt flusher out of his shower wand. bahaha."
by freddyfunk September 15, 2014
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