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mormons

A strict ass religion. You dont even get coffee or caffinated soda. Husband and wives have to many kids. Most think they are better than you. They trie to put there religion on you by fruits on bikes being wannabe Jehova Wittnesses.
Mr & Mrs Mormons brainwashing there kids. Into a magical world of Candy & disneyland.
by Setnom Odlijnamreh June 19, 2006
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Moron

A socialistic low life.

One who doesn't understand the world around them.

One who is unable to understand, to speak or to form creative ideas or thoughts.
'Greg'

'Greg was unable to form a proper sentance.'
'Greg is a moron.'

'Greg forgot how to read, so his homework was incomplete, therefore Greg is a moron.'

'Greg can't understand when he has lost, because he is a moron!"
by Guy2000 April 20, 2006
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Montana Moonshine

When a guy and girl are having sex and when the guy is done he proceeds to adorn her face with man cheese(jizz). Then, since men have to pee after sex, the guy pees on her face and the girl opens her mouth and gargles the solution of golden love and man juice.
"Jenny said she needed face wash. So I decided to give her the good old Montana Moonshine."
by Flyhunter November 2, 2008
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Complete Moron

A person is said to be a "complete moron" when he/she has been in several situations that one may describe as being very stupid, dangerous or idiotic. They may also be a tad stupid and have "eejit-like" qualities. This person's reputation is past redemption and he/she shall never be known by anything other than as a "complete moron".
1) Getting onto a bus after a night out that is going to a completely different county.

2) Getting up and going to a house party with complete strangers after been put to bed because you were much too drunk to handle life.
3) Getting a concussion from falling and hitting your head off the floor after drinking a liter of vodka and a liter of cider when you know that you get drunk off a naggan.

4) When you refer to your alter ego as being a male, psychopathic, serial killer.

5) When you are working in a hospital full of mentally ill patients and you're the craziest of them all.

Al the above situations are the actions of a "Complete Moron"
by 1.... April 12, 2013
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smelling-like-a-moron

When one applys so much cologne or body spray that they are literally intoxicating to the opposite sex and horribly repulsive to the same sex.
Jared just emptied half a bottle of Old Spice body spray onto his clothes/body...he smells-like-a-moron!
by vegee October 5, 2003
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Moonstream Media

Derisive term for the left-leaning media; a conflation of moonbat and mainstream media.
During this election cycle, the moonstream media has dropped all pretenses of objective reporting and is losing readership/viewership accordingly.

Since, to them, the prism through which they look is "the way things are", anyone with an alternative viewpoint is summarily labeled and then rejected out of hand.

It's ironic that a group of people with such elitist condescension often lack the common sense that it takes to come in out of the rain.
by (I am) John Doe February 1, 2008
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memory moron

One who pulls memory out of a running PC.
nooo robin, you stupid memory moron, don't do that!!! The screen keeps changing colour now!
by LukeSmith September 19, 2005
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