monocopulation

to have sexual intercourse with yourself. to (masturbate).

im off to enjoy some monocopulation dude!

by jonjacub December 11, 2009

monica barajas

Monica is that type of girl that you will fall in love with, and be head over heels for. She is funny, gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, and she is very trustworthy. You can tell her anything. She loves to laugh and hang with friends. She is very energetic.

Monica Barajas is a smart, nice, loving, and is very pretty girl.

by MinnieMouse1300 January 2, 2014

MONICA LEWINSKI

a skating move where one falls forward onto the ice landing perfectly on both knees, ejaculating loudly "Oh Fuck!" A single axis Monica Lewinsky means landing only on one knee with bonus points for wherever the other leg or ankle may end up.

A pair of Monica Lewinskis refers to a good sensible part of hard shelled knee pads worn while skating.

I performed a spectacular Monica Lewinski on the Ottawa Canal. Now I will go cry in a snowbank.

by StinkyPuss March 4, 2019

monitor

such a crush
boom bang
a crush as such
sweet thing

clandestine

keep it quiet
Is that daylight
on the monitor?

by Krkič June 19, 2019

Monica

A girl who finishes a job she was hired to do.

If a kid gets straight A’s, his parents would say “Yeah, he pulled a Monica!”

A fireman saves a baby and they say “Yeah, he pulled a Monica.”

Someone hits a home run and the announcer says “That ones outta here” cause somethings don't change.

by Miooooii August 15, 2019

lane monitor

A driver who sees it as their responsibility to drive the speed limit so others won't speed.

I was late because a pair of lane monitors in parallel had the whole freeway crawling.

by BanquoLives March 14, 2009

The Monica

When you are punched in the junk like a donkey named Monica does to people in St.Thomas.

She gave that mean girl The Monica and now's she's crying to mommy.

by KingJames79 May 23, 2018