The Fish Monger

Me and my pal got the fish stripped of any bones and proceeded to rub it up and down our bodies til we were soaking wet with blood and fish oils. Then with a straw we sucked it off each other's bodies. It's over when the first one is sick.

Wow me and my dad just played "The Fish Monger" it was a great bonding experience.

by Steve Jobs 21230 May 27, 2017

monger dance

The motion that is deliberately made by a man's erect penis "jumping" around during a massage.

One massage therapist to another: " I just finished that man's massage, and he was doing the monger dance the whole time he was face up."

by Massagemaven July 4, 2016

flaunt monger

A person undesirably or shamelessly flaunting themselves.

Naomi Coates is such a massive flaunt monger, bragging on LinkedIn about how great she is. 'oh shut up Coates you massive flaunt monger'!

by Eleets1066 May 19, 2016

Filt monger

Lower class. A person who usually mongers filt, badly dressed. Some dirt underneath finger nails is a common side effect.

Who!Tommy. That Filt monger, cant beli eve he's still knocking around.

by Nomadurban February 8, 2017

Shit Monger

Someone who stirs up shit and creates drama.

That bitch she’s such a shit monger.

Stop that shit mongering bitch from ruining your life.

by Don Perdix February 4, 2024

Monger

To go to war; take part in a war.

Come, we shall monger against our enemies.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Doom Monger

Bringer of Gloom, irregular hair lining/loss, Champion of Greece

“Pffft! You’re such a doom monger you berk, son of doom!”

by Sexpot bedwetty January 14, 2023