mommy package

The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.

Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.

by NoMotards January 10, 2012

Raunchy Mommy

Your friends mom who is like mid 40s but could still get it and seems like she definitely wants it. Her husband is either divorced or always on a 'business trip', so you're the one she's been waiting for. (; Don't be shy Johnny, go upstairs and get that raunchy mommy.

The raunchy mommy came downstairs to give the teenage boys some snacks only to bend down and expose her large breasts and still fit body.

by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018

mommy water

Wine or other alcohol beverage drunk from a mug or other container so it’s not apparent to the kids what your drinking. (Father’s would have daddy water).

She took a long guzzle of her mommy water mug before getting up to investigate the latest crashing noise from the other room.

by DiogenesLives October 18, 2022

Mommy Perkins

The most most compassionate person with the biggest heart in the world :)

Mommy Perkins is the best mom in the world

by Gabbi :) May 11, 2023

Mommy Blah

Mommy Blah: A pre-teen child thinks that the female guardian whom supports thier every need, want, and dream is just about the most uncool person in the universe. Mommy Blah gets a lesson often about how to think, act, and talk which makes Mommy Blah awkward and the pre-teen scary.

"Don't be so Blah, nobody says that anymore Mom. UGH"
"Please call me by my real name,Mommy Blah, nobody says Mom anymore. UGH"

by Kfor83 November 12, 2021

mommy buffet

A chain of restaurants, serving ONLY mommys. Any race, any size.

Hey guys, wanna go to the mommy buffet on saturday

by Mr.Tapeworm October 7, 2020

Granola Mommy

A gal pal that just embodies the spirit of a true mom. Very precise, organized, and takes great effort in eating wholesome foods. Wise beyond her years, hip n cool, spunky as heck. She does pilates and yoga, doesn't take any bs but give her some mojitos and her infectious laughter will transport you to another dimension. I guess, similar to "crunchy mommy" but granola just sounds less intimidating.

Ouu girl did you see insert name she's such a granola mommy!!!

by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 October 6, 2018