taco molester

A straight (non-gay) man or boy, or one who has sex with women. Derogatory.

What if your boy was a taco molester? Would you still talk to him?

by ezx July 29, 2008

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Merge Molester

Similar to merge burgler, used for more egregious, infuriatig, and/or sociopathic examples of merge-lane exploitation.

Example; going up an offramp, only to go through the light at the top and back down the opposite onramp, then forcing oneself back into a (stationary) line of traffic at the expense of everyone between the exit and entry points.

.....aaaaand there he goes. Man, if I knew my kid did that, I'd disown him. Hope that frikken' merge molester gets his grill ripped of by some 1990 rustbucket Ford Escort when he tries weaselling back in.

by MR_OOF July 5, 2010

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Total Molest

When something very funny happens but its bad for the person it happens to

Shane-OMG!!! Meeks pooped his pants!

Shermdog- Hahahah thats Total Molest

by Duff Master October 20, 2010

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Lester The Molester

Lester the Molester is a fighting move preferably using a Riot shield or any Shield.
It works by pushing the person with your shield into there wall and molesting there dead body.
There are also different types of Lesters the Tri-Lester or the Double Lester.

Person A: Woah Bro help me I'm Getting Lester the Molester'd
Person B: Damn bruh i'm coming to help.

by Tomskiwasnothereomar December 26, 2022

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