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Moist Corner

A place where the quiet kid hangs out. He pisses violently all over the wall and carpet to mark his territory giving it the name of a moist corner. If you enter the corner there is a small chance you will come out alive.
"That's the moist corner over there. Be careful going near it."
"God Damn. The quiet kid heard us and is pulling out a gun"
by Slimy weiner March 21, 2023
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Moist Chisari

The sticky patch left in a pair of undies.
Ooh that grabber blue Shelby ecoboost gives me one hell of a moist chisari.
by Grabberbythepussy May 1, 2018
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Moist Susan

When a vagina suction cups to an ear.
Our date went so well, when we got home I gave him a Moist Susan.
by TheSusan May 17, 2019
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Moist Grundle

Soppingly Moist Sweaty gooch.
Matt: *Going down on the coochie*.
Her: Whats wrong?
Matt: My tongue slipped down in your taint, i'd say you got a Moist Grundle.

Ronin: Damn bro you shat on that kid!
Matt: Its all About my Moist Grundle.
by Dakooter November 22, 2021
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moist tart

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.
by lennyschafer August 17, 2016
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Lazer of Moist

A lazer, when fired, moistens the target on contact.
“These socks are really starchy, can you give them a shot with your Lazer of Moist please?”

Turns off adult filter in search engine

Opens sock

“Aaah Like a glove
by BigBillyBobby July 10, 2018
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Moist toot

A moist toot is when you cum in someones ass and they fart, spraying the cum in your face.
Last night Ashley gave me a moist toot man it was quite an experience.
by Itsyourdudebexxx September 11, 2018
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