Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.

John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.

by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 09, 2021

moist earthquake

Something that tastes good to say according to a reddit user doing an AMA about being able to taste words.

Cain: I heard you can taste words. What words taste the best?

Abel: Moist earthquake.

Cain: *Picks up rock*

by Salmonellq September 10, 2019

Moist Susan

When a vagina suction cups to an ear.

Our date went so well, when we got home I gave him a Moist Susan.

by TheSusan May 18, 2019

Moist Morris

A Moist Morris is very similar to a Wet Willy. To perform a Moist Morris, take off your shoes and socks, suck on one of your big toes, and then try and shove it up someone's asshole.

"Dude, Ezekiel gave Carson a fucking Moist Morris today. I think Carson moaned..."

by EchoCast December 06, 2018

Anti-moist

When your scared to lose your virginity

A girl asked me to come to her place i rejected because im anti-moist

by No,onelikesme April 13, 2020

Lazer of Moist

A lazer, when fired, moistens the target on contact.

“These socks are really starchy, can you give them a shot with your Lazer of Moist please?”

Turns off adult filter in search engine

Opens sock

“Aaah Like a glove”

by BigBillyBobby July 11, 2018

nice and moist

When you cum all over you're dick and then rub it on a chick making her all nice and moist.

Oh Henry , I hope you're getting ready to make me nice and moist!

by DaHomie5000 March 06, 2017