mass blast

When you reach a cataclysmic orgasm and right as you cum the force of your orgasm blows the foreskin off of your dick and hits your partner in the face with your semen acting as an adhesive and then sends your partner flying as if you gave them a d-rock

Ratchell didn't believe me when I said I might mass blast her so when I nutted the foreskin on my dick shot off and made her go flying back.

by spine fetish64 January 11, 2019

Mass shooter maker

The act of Banging your nutsack of your brothers chin, all whilst flying the flag listening to fortunate son, firing your magnum into the air and squealing MERICA!!!!!!

Gee Tyler, I sure am stoked you're my brother. Wanna go to the gun shed and pull a "Mass shooter maker"?

Fuck yeah I doo Cletus, but don't be using that there lube from china, or daddy Trump will be pissed!!

by Timneddy January 14, 2023

Massanutten

A mass of nothing else but a massive load of cum! A load so large it would take an entire janitorial crew to clean it up. Even the most experienced load takers quiver in fear of the Massanutten! But your mom would def take it.

He went on vacation to this resort and gave her a Massanutten since there was nothing else to do.

by TomPhuckery February 24, 2023

Bloody Massacre

When you have sex with a girl that is on her period.

John and Cindy made a bloody massacre.

by Boywithnoname1 November 9, 2009

Mouth Massacre

When someone unexpectedly engulfs their mouth over another while cleansing the other persons gums, teeth, and tongue with the other persons tongue. AKA the worst kiss someone will experience in their lifetime. May cause a break up, confusion, dislike to kissing, or someone to like the opposite sex.

Dude 1- "I was totally mouth massacred last night"
Dude 2- "Wait what?!"
Dude 1- "Yeah, her tongue was cleaning my teeth, and I couldn't even breathe because her mouth was completely over mine. It killed my mouth and liking for kissing".

by John Atams July 6, 2010

deluxe massage

The act of massaging someone's back, legs, sides, or any other area of the body within reach, while simultaneously stimulating their anus with your tongue -- the act being especially relaxing just after someone wakes up, and even more so at the end of tiring workday or any mentally or physically strenuous episode. The soothing relief of a deluxe massage on someone who suffers from chronic back pain cannot be overstated.

I swear Monday night feel like Sunday morning when my boyfriend gives me a deluxe massage when I get home.

by Emperor Megas March 1, 2014

teletubby massacre

When you are walking down a large hill and a group of teletubies start kicking you and then push you down the hill.

Did you hear about john in the Teletubby massacre?

by oliviaaaaa January 23, 2015