Wiener Misdemeanor

A code name for masturbation by a male.


For Example:

(Travis comes out of the bathroom.)

Jacob: Man you were in there for like 15 minutes...

Travis: Yeah I was committing a wiener misdemeanor.

by TFJM December 16, 2008

never miss

A person who always delivers and never takes any opportunity for granted

Person 1 : Have you listened to Joji's new album? It's a banger if you ask me

Person 2 : That's my guy. He never miss

by AsianFirmino November 21, 2020

Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.

When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

by bookfraud April 1, 2015

missog

derived from old London slang fissog facenow transposed into
Missog miserable face

"dont be such a Missog"

by peter whitton November 4, 2007

Mississippi Rumbler

When you sit on the table, and you fart. The resulting roaring sound is a Mississippi Rumbler.

Andy: Hey have you heard of a Mississippi Rumbler?

Dalen: No I haven't.

Andy: (farts) Ha, now you have! That registered a 8.2 on the Rumbler scale!

Dalen: Oh man!

by The Mississippi Rumbler November 12, 2009

miss her hours

everyday past 10pm youre legally allowed to miss ur ex

'i miss her a lot right now.. i loved her... and its miss her hours'

by obnoxiousaf May 28, 2018

Miss Rona

An alternative name for Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID 19). used exclusively in an ironic or comedic setting

"Born in the markets of Wuhan, Miss Rona travelled the world before settling in the United States in pursuit of her American Dream."

"Ms. Rona, can you chill."

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 15, 2020