Militarily Fucked

when the military (of any branch) royally screws up your pay

Soldier- "Well, we're not gonna be able to pay our rent this month."
Soldier's Wife- "What? Why?!"
Soldier- "We were militarily fucked."

by Scarlett_Dawn September 3, 2013

Milfteen

1. The age of a teenage girl that looks like a milf.

2. A girl that looks like like a milf but her age is in the teens.

Kalob: Yo look at that girl!
Blake: How old do you think she is?
Bobby: She's looks about milfteen.

by Black King Bar July 26, 2014

Midlothian

Independent city east of Richmond, Virginia...sounds like lotion... you have poor folks and rich folks...and I'm in the middle. Midlo is good for cat fishing and metal detecting.

I'm gonna grab my AT Garrett Pro and get that Midlothian nectar.

by Anne01 February 2, 2017

Mileted

When someone says they'll be somewhere, and they don't show up.

Girl 1: Hey, I thought you said John was coming tonight.

Girl 2: He told me he was gonna be here.

Girl 1: We got Mileted.

by CorpusGirl December 20, 2019

Midlothian, TX

A city that is 25 miles south of Dallas and is referred to as "DFW's Southern Star" because this is the southernmost city of the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex, Formerly "The Cement Capital of Texas" because the city has 3 cement plants, one being Ash Grove, another one being Martin Marietta, and the final one is Holcim, Holcim is what causes the most pollution, which is a bad thing, like, who in their right mind should accept Holcim to burn 3 times the amount of pet coke, anyways, there are some many cool stuff over there, they have a community park, 12 schools with 9.8K students, a Google data center, a team that is called Midlothian Breathe, and of course, their own website, welp, that's all I gotta say for Midlothian, TX, which is a pretty cool city to live in, I recommend going there, if you don't mind the Holcim cement plant pollution happening so often.

Midlothian, TX is a good city because yes.

by KristopherJW August 19, 2022

ex military soccer mom

When your playing fortnite with neohelix713 and he uses the ex millitary soccermom

Me: Hey neo!
Neo: bEeP bEeP LeTTuce
~Neo transforms into ex military soccer mom ~

by llamakinng October 29, 2018

melot

(verb) (pronunciation: mel-oh) -- To kiss for a long period of time and fondle one's partner. Paying large sums of money to the partner may also be involved. Derived from the name of a certain ex-teacher.

Gary: Yo did you hear that teacher and student fucked?
Todd: Nah, dude, they just meloted.
Gary: Aww, sick. Well did he get to keep the money?

by bigdaddyballs21 September 5, 2009