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mikey

a typical guy with the smallest willy to exist but yet says it is bigger
“ mikey has a small willy, but always says it’s 4inches”

“ he has a small willy, he must me a mikey”
by unknown123976 April 8, 2022
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Mikey The Dog

Sexy little mut with a tight ass. Always happy to see you and always begging for food. Perhcance. the dog may also crawl
by IloveMattsDog March 20, 2025
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mikey

a rude, disrespectful, ungrateful, bastard, stinky face, poopee head, smelly not funny, and sucks at video games, cannot play roblox epic minecraft ps2 skate 3 minigames on fortbloxcraft2.0 at all, he is so bad, he is only 5 feet tall and likes children
there is no reason to waste time writing about anyone with the name mikey
by siixela May 2, 2021
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Mikey

A Mikey is a rolliepolly of a guy - a cute little Oompa Loompa you just want to put in a kitchen cupboard and take out to tickle every so often when you’re seeking amusement. Although timid at first, a Mikey - when sufficiently aroused - can be quite vivacious.
I want to pull that Mikey out of the cupboard and tickle him like a little Oompa Loompa.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Mikey

Mikey is a fat bastatd.
by Applepsp May 16, 2020
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Mikey

Typically Mikey has a massive penis, some may say hung like a horse. He supports the best team in the world and can bench more than Max Rigby.
Ay mikey big penis lad
by Miketheedon November 22, 2021
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Mikey

!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.
"That guy looks like a Mikey because he looks dumb!"
"Mikey watch out for that BUS!!!!!!!"
by edddddie November 7, 2023
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