Mikey

Tall, dark and handsome with a massive penis.

There's something about Mikey.

by MikeyisEpic November 24, 2021

Mikey

Mikey is a person with a decent personality and can be kind and considerate sometimes he can also be a good friend.

Person ; how do you view Mikey

Person 2: he is a good person

by Mikey____3 November 24, 2021

Mikey

A Mikey is a rolliepolly of a guy - a cute little Oompa Loompa you just want to put in a kitchen cupboard and take out to tickle every so often when you’re seeking amusement. Although timid at first, a Mikey - when sufficiently aroused - can be quite vivacious.

I want to pull that Mikey out of the cupboard and tickle him like a little Oompa Loompa.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

mikey

he is very nice and kind even doe he has fake friends but he is real asf and when you meet him he is charmig and sweet

mikey cool asf

by heybyelol November 23, 2021

mikeys

New slang for money.

Person 1: How's your new job?
Person 2: It's pretty great. I make so many mikeys that I might start tipping my doctor.

by Albamakid103 June 5, 2023

Mikey

A edgy, but lovable guy. He doesnt seem to care about you but he actually wants to squeeze you until you die. He would do anything for you, even commit arson.

Mikey is amazing

by Gummybearsareoverated64 June 11, 2023

Mikey

!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.

"That guy looks like a Mikey because he looks dumb!"
"Mikey watch out for that BUS!!!!!!!"

by edddddie November 7, 2023