Touch mickey

Ancient celtic game, exact origins unknown. Played almost exclusively by heterosexual males although there are some notable exceptions throughout history . The original rules now lost in the mists of time are open to interpretation and scholarly discussion.
Generally played in jest but occasionally can turn competitive see knife cock

I'll meet you in an athlone carpark for a game of touch mickeys

by Big mama mar May 6, 2020

kade mockett

Ugly (and fat) cunt, that finger bangs chicks in the bushes and jerks off to boys farting videos ong. He also got legit no musclez

“Did u hear about kade mockett’s cock? It’s so small”

by Joedouglas69420 December 21, 2021

phil mickelson

1. Not the best golfer in the world. For starters he's left handed. He also chokes like he's sucking a large dick.

2. Refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a fucking book about it.

3. Getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.

1. Phil Mickelson sucks.

2. Phil Mickelson sucks.

3. Man, I wish i had a Phil Mickelson.

by bob March 31, 2005

the mickey mouse

When you are hitting it from behind and you are about to nut, you pick up a dead rat and hit her over the head with it.

My girlfriend said she wanted to try something different so I hit her with the Mickey Mouse.

by Moi Cock March 8, 2017

Sticky Mickey

A clumsy person, often making mistakes or breaking things. A person who in spite of constant effort toward betterment or otherwise rewarding behavior will consistantly find themself the brunt of negative coincidence or alternatively failing to achieve their goals. An individual beset by a strange series of unfortunate incidents.

My sticky mickey cousin burned himself on the stove today, yet again.

by Patrickw October 3, 2006

Mickey Mouse

When a girl stands behind a seated male and places her breasts on his head. Giving the illusion that her tits are the ears and the man's head is mickey mouse's.

"Damn you got some big titties girl! Come over here, put them on my head and give me a Mickey Mouse

by Jersey Fresh November 4, 2008

mickeymouse

To temporarily fix a problem. May be threoretical or tangible problem but is never a permenant fix to the problem

short term problem solving (aka. niggerrig)

I used duct tape to mickeymouse my broken vaccum cleaner.

ie. shoving all the clothes under ones bed to clean ones bedroom.

lieing in order to get someone off your back.

by diamondgirl453 September 27, 2010