Mexican Fire Torch 

Getting a rim job from a girl whilst shitting so poop goes all over there mouth but they keep rimming u

Damn that girl was a freak she gave me a Mexican Fire Torch after dinner

Mexican Fire Torch by Xx lone sigma fister xX August 4, 2025

Mexican Bean Bag Toss 

A game played by tossing a bean bag across the room at an opponent attempting to hit them in the face with it. Hitting the opponent between the eyes acts as a multiplier. Each person takes a turn and throws three (3) bean bags. When both players take one turn results in one (1) round. After round three(3) the points are added up and the loser has to stand w/legs agap as the winner takes all six (6) bags and hurls them at the losers "Bean Bag".

Points

Chin = 10
Cheeks =5
Nose= 25
Forehead =15
Between the eyes = x2
In the eyes =no points and ends turn for that person

Last night we got drunk and played Mexican Bean Bag Toss. I lost and Man do my balls hurt!

Mexican Bean Bag Toss by kirby floyd April 21, 2014

Mexican Word of the Day

A joke where a person slurs a word into a sentence on a picture of a stereotypical Mexican man.

The format goes:

"Mexican Word of the Day: Insert word here"

"Insert statement using that word in a humorous way that sounds like two different words, but still makes sense"

Mexican Word of the Day: Deliver

My doctor said I should stop drinking so much to give Deliver a break.

Mexican Word of the Day by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

Mexican Show and Tell

When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.

Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.

Mexican Show and Tell by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021

The Mexican Hat Shag 

To perform sexual intercourse in time with the Mexican Hat Dance song and finish with the word olé.

So I did "The Mexican Hat Shag" last night it lasted 30 seconds and ended with olé she wasn't impressed.

The Mexican Hat Shag by TheJizzla February 11, 2009

True Mexican 

A mexican who is legit; spanish accent, wears sombreros, breaks pinatas

Martin-"Look at her, she's wearing a sombrero while breaking a pinata!"
Alejandra-"Yeah, that Kelsey is sure a true mexican!"

True Mexican by leon001 April 28, 2010

The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877

An interracial familial scuffle between two villages in Guadalajara, Mexico that may or may not been caused by land disputes and pink slips, some believe. While others believe it concerned water rights, baby daddy drama/custody battles, land sharks, future development of casinos in the state of Massachusetts, as well as Jimmy Hoffa, that may or may not have been resolved and GREATLY compromised upon.

Nobody REALLY knows for sure.

What we DO know, however, is that in 1877 thirty-seven donkeys, some tin dinnerware, and a loom passed between the families as payment for...something.

Some paleontologists conjecture that The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877 led to the Spanish American War in 1898, although this is highly disputed among notable intellectuals as they have no evidence of any kind to support their outlandish theories.

There is a tasteful, understated monument dedicated to those who lost their lives in this brave struggle for compromise-ination located in Beaufort, Illinois

Phillip: "Hey Hank how did you do on the Dr. Cobblepot's history exam"
Hank: "Well Phillip I'll tell ya, I got all of them right except for the one about The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"



"I, You, He / She / It, We, You, They / Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"

The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877 by simplygleful March 29, 2009