Messi

A piece of shit who relies on Eibar
It's used in place of words like shit, poo and ass

The baby did a Messi in his diaper

by Jegtfgh November 24, 2021

[Messy]

Meens to fail or to trip balls of a substance

Example 1

Bill: Man last night on those dingers were fucked
Jim: Yer man you were tripping
Bill: Yer i Pulled a Messy

Example 2:

Jim: Man last night was the biggest messy

by Gertfag January 1, 2009

Ronaldo vs Messi

Two of the greatest football champions and we all know who is better.

Ronaldo vs Messi

by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023

Messi

The best football player to ever live.

Messi is the GOAT

by 0263037303 November 20, 2023

Messi

He is super bad and super ugly with his face bruh

I HATE MESSI

by SorryButDontTouchMe November 20, 2023

Messi

Somebody who has promised to be somewhere or do something, only to back out a the last possible moment, without honest reason or apology, causing embarrassment for the host and bemusement for all onlookers.

He said he would call me back, but he pulled a Messi and never did.

She’s such a Messi, she never keeps her promises.

by hongkongpeople February 6, 2024

Messy Train

The train you and a few mates get on when you're going for a messy journey through space and time. Also known as the K Hole train.

Jake: I wanna go on the messy train
Ross: Yeah, Lets make some lines

2 fat lines are made and snorted.

Jake: Beaut
Ross: Yeahhhh

by Orange Gregory October 4, 2009