transientmental meditation

A 'heightened' heightened sense of self awareness brought on by un-conscious thoughts so deep into one's own psyche as to cause the condition of schizophrenia. These people are usually only a danger to themselves, unless of course, they get elected to public office. Then they are a danger to the real world as we know it and are then to be known by the group name: Democrats.

Here's another bill introduced into Congress for a study to determine how to reduce the current wave of senseless spending by 6 Billion dollars. This bill will probably pass as it brings Trillions of dollars into the sponsor's home district required to complete the study. He must have come up with this one during a recent transientmental meditation.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007

bombing the Mediterranean

verb. Bombing the Mediterranean is another euphemism for taking a dump. It refers to a shit where the pieces of shit are separate, short, and fat, creating a plopping noise and an explosive splash from the toilet water. Noisy farts are an added bonus.

I couldn't answer the phone. I was busy bombing the Mediterranean.

by Thai Dai April 4, 2009

PRO!meditation Murder

The exceeding level of premeditaion murder. This type of murder is the most dangerous and well-planned.

The detectives were befuddled by the mafia due to their PRO!meditation murder tactics and couldn't pin the crime.

by sprgruvylama March 14, 2011

meditated assault

physical, mental and emotion rampage of music that will shake rock music to its core, Meditated Assault was formed in early 2006 by guitarists Rico and Steve. They were soon joined by bassist Matt, when he learned the bands earliest two songs, Autonomination and Dawning of the Day. The trio wrote and rehearsed original material for a few months before coming across drummer Jeff....The band came to a sudden halt...and went seperate ways with new found drummer Jeff and long time bass player Matt...the band looked under every rock and stone to find the right drummer and bassist to complete the lineup....
And they were found....Adding drummer Tony and bassist Adam...the band is now complete! Now the band has a new arsenal of songs to unleash!!!

There is no example for something that is the first of its kind, Meditated Assault is molded out of the very idea of music that comes from the heart as if the microphone was plugged into each of the members hearts

by [HawK] January 6, 2008

Maritimer

An entity who inhabits the Atlantic regions of Canada. Maritimers' strong desire for Moosehead brand beer is only exceeded by their tendencies to perform anal sex on local moose who also inhabit the area. When a Maritimer is content, it will retire to its Velvet chair and usually smoke marijuana unit it passes out or pisses on itself. Use great caution when when visiting the Maritime region of Canada. Butt plugs are widely available in all Welcome Centers near the border.

"Over here to the left you will see one of our prized local moose!" said the Canada Park Ranger

"You can tell the Maritime moose from the other species because of their distinctive gait."

"Hey!" said the tourist

"That moose walks just like the ones we saw at Yellowstone!"

"Yep. Looks like our Maritimers have been spending too much time on JTV" said Ranger Steve

by Steve from Summerfield August 25, 2010

Meritocracy

Meritocracy is often a fancy word for fascism.

Our eugenics program proclaims I am of greater merit than you and that is why I lead and you follow.

In meritocracy only those who believe they are the most deserving rule.

by Thomas Liberty Paine October 5, 2008

Mask Meditation

When people in a meditative or prayerful state are unprovenly more likely to graduate to a semi-conscious or hypnotic state, or are more prone to experience a trance, if they don a face mask for paranormal or unexplainable reasons.

What percentage of masked folks who practice yoga as a transcendental activity rather than a mere breathing exercise are likely to reap the spiritual or occultic “benefits” of mask meditation?

by MathPlus July 14, 2021