Menos

Caring :) xD

1) When you're being bullied at high school but you're the teacher

2) When there's a glitch in the simulation and you start malfunctioning

3) When people find out you're a grasshopper

4) When someone spills water on you and exposes that you're actually a robot

5) When you look like Mark Zuckerberg

Menos: Hello, who wants to go eat some bugs later?

Students: ...

Menos: Wait I forgot! I'm not a lizard!

by <<<<<<<<<3 November 23, 2018

DoubleFist Medusa

DoubleFist Medusa

The DoubleFist Medusa is when you stick both hands in a girls ass, open your hands while inside her ass and wiggle your fingers like Medusa hair

by OleMaeWest January 3, 2019

eddie medusa

swedish legend

guy 1. hey do you know who eddie medusa is
guy 2. yes every swedish person knows who that is

by sigge vesterprutt December 8, 2020

working on my manuscript

when a poet (a creature possessing a distracting amount of sensuality and dazzling magnetism) has successfully seduced his/her intended and is closing the deal.

Hey, Rob, I can't talk now - I'm working on my manuscript. I'll call ya tomorrow.

by poetintern July 21, 2010

Manus Dei

An idiot. Yeah, thats what he is.

- Quit being such a Manus!

by Sarsaparilla July 15, 2003

mensan

1 Farm team for the Four Sigma Society
2 Old slang for someone with a flat head
3 Someone who knows why _not_ to play the lottery
4 Me

That dude got a 29 on the ACT in high school in '82, and didn't know that made him a mensan until '02! Some genius, huh?

by danw December 22, 2003

Manus Dei

See "Dumbass"

by Anonymous July 15, 2003