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Bothered-o-meter

The scale on which you care about a perceived slight or apparent crisis.

In the face of a hysterical friend or family member, inviting them to check your bothered-o-meter is a polite way of assuring them that you're not fazed.
Friend: "So apparently <insert name of a mutual friends partner that you only invited out of politeness> isn't coming to your party. She's telling people that she's ill, but really she just can't be bothered!"

You: "Really? Check my bothered-o-meter.... nope not even registering."
by Purple Koala October 19, 2011
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Bae-o-meter

A scale on which you measure which of your bae(s) you love most
You will never be my level on her bae-o-meter
by Chester Killer April 3, 2015
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Sketchikans Pedo Meter

Ketchikan, Alaska is full of nothing but sketchy junkie and criminals. With nothing better to do with their time then be sketchy junkafied has beens who peaked in high school.
Mr Mathwig is nothing more then the meth shooting sex offender of a minor. He is sketchikans pedo meter and has no care in the world to be anything more then he is. The 40 yr old junkie still hangs around teenagers and tries to sleep with teen girls by giving them drugs.
by Cody Ryan Mathwig October 13, 2022
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Metero

An adjective developed bye a hardcore kid from Portland, Or. When he realized that the word people using the slang term "gay" was a Derogatory connotation for weak. And all the people that he knew that where gay sent people to the hospital on a regular basis. Where as meterosexual's are weak, and lacking in ability to defend anything if attacked verbally or physically.
" The Kat from creed is a total metero ."
" What a Metero !! "
by B.Beyond April 6, 2006
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six-meter

Interchangeable with the word owned. This term originated from the MMORPG World of Warcraft, where when your character dies, a box pops up that says "6 minutes to release." (Your spirit is released, which allows you to retrieve your corpse.) On player-versus-player servers, this phrase was abbreviated to "6mtr", which was uttered to signify any character death, but especially as a cry of victory when defeating another player in PvP combat: "I totally ganked that newb, it's 6mtr for him." This acronym was later sounded out phonetically, which produces the term six-meter as a synonym for "ownage." Although it came from World of Warcraft, it's started to spread to people who have no idea of its origins.
1. "Let's six-meter this bitch who's cockblocking us from getting into the dungeon."
2. "Johnny tried to pick a fight with Chuck for stealing his girlfriend, but he totally got six-metered. He had to go to the hospital."
by retry January 24, 2006
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honk-o-meter

The measurement device used by Santino Marella to compare his reign as WWE Intercontinental Champion to the Honky Tonk Man's record reign.
Santino brought out the honk-o-meter and got his ass kicked by Batista
by stevextremo January 16, 2009
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swag-0-meter

the level at how extremely cool u show urself.
YO ELEE HAS A SWAG-0-METER OF 10. SHES OFF THE CHAIN.
by elee23! February 23, 2010
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