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Memommy

a kind, caring, unselfish, lovable, beautiful person.
by Wambuee February 12, 2010
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Celebrective memory

Similar to selective memory. Caused by either the death of a celebrity or the launch of someone into celebrity status.
This is a trait commonly found in hipsters. It is widely proliferated by the media and their lack of real news.
Celebrective memory in death
Whitney Houston premortem: "haha Whitney and bobby are probably doing crack or heroine. What a waste."

Whitney Houston postmortem: "omg. There will never be another Whitney. Her music touched me so much."

Celebrective memory in stardom
Jeremy Lin prestardom: "wtf who's that Asian guy on the warriors?"

Jeremy Lin poststardom: " honestly, Lin is already on the level of Kobe and wade. You could tell he had something all along, but he just let it loose."
by Mijo May 27, 2012
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Rogers Memorial Hospital

Also known as the Rodge Lodge, a place where people go to stay for CBT, Boost Plus, and tears. Start your day with being weighed and then a cold shower. Then come on down to the group room and become bored out of your mind. We’re eating six times a day but at least you’ll meet amazing Boost Buds, a.k.a. the greatest people you will ever meet. We’re here for a good time, not for a long time. So sit down (because standing is frowned upon), get anxious, and write down random tallies in your ban book and random numbers on your exposure records.
Oh no, we’re driving past the Rogers Memorial Hospital sign. Things aren’t looking so great if you’re driving into the parking lot at the Rodge Lodge.
by Anxiously September 7, 2019
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man memory

Forgetting stuff a man doesn’t think is worth remembering like taking out the garbage, buying condoms, or what he promised before sex.
Fred wanted to sleep with Mary and promised to buy her a new dress. But afterwards his man memory made him forget he promised her anything.
by Sassy doc January 30, 2021
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Ice Memo

When you "ice someone out" (i.e., dump them, fire them, or otherwise get rid of them from your life) via a coldly detached, corporate-style, bureaucratic message, resembling a business memo.
Sample Ice Memo:
"Dear Sir: I regret to inform you that, after careful consideration, I have decided to go in a different direction. This decision does not reflect any personal misgivings, but rather it is merely in the best interest of all parties involved. Sincerely, X."

Reaction to Receiving Ice Memo:

"I dated that woman for a year, and I cannot believe that she broke up with me via an ice memo."
by Spotted Zebra June 30, 2023
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Pornagraphic Memory

Someone that has the ability to remember exactly how a porn video went so that they can think about it in the future without the use of a computer.
Bob:So my computer crashed down but thanks to my pornagraphic memory i was able to just go in the bathroom and whack off with my imagination.
by Mocoholi August 14, 2010
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A Cursive Memory

A fah-mazing band with the band members: Dillan Wheeler (drums), Colin Baylen (vocals and guitar), Mark Borst-Smith (bass and vocals), and Shaun Profeta (vocals and guitar).
Nicole: yo! A Cursive Memory is the SHIZZ!

Melissa: yeah for realz! and all four of them are flippin HOT!

Nicole: fo sho fo sho

Melissa: too bad they never come to south florida pshh

Nicole: yeah and northern california psh

Both: RESPECK *snap*
by Melissalaneous November 2, 2008
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