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John McCain

The Republican nominee for the 2008 Presidential Election.

McCain began his campaign claiming to be a "Maverick" Republican, and making assertions to the effect that he was going to improve the Republican party's reputation by acting UNLIKE George W. Bush (U.S. President, like it or not, years 2000-2008).

Has recently decided to act more and more like an incredibly conservative Republican, in an attempt to convince extremists that he is their candidate while trying to keep as many moderate voters as possible.

May be compared to a certain black-robed fictional character in George Lucas' "Star Wars". Both McCain and this fictional character began with moderate views, but were slowly corrupted by the Dark Side. Both have failed to do much for their sickly wives. Both of them have been captured in wartime (failing their mission) and subsequently rescued, to return as a glorious "hero". Both McCain and Vader -- oops, did I say that? -- are hideous in their old age, with bad skin and copious wrinkles. McCain is also capable of grabbing people by the throat using the Force.
Vote John McCain -- he's not George W. Bush!

Vote John McCain -- he is George W. Bush!

Vote John McCain -- he's not black!

Vote John McCain -- or he'll kill you with his deathgrip!
by McCain Unable October 26, 2008
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McCained

When you are micromanaged into something that was actually terrible for your career, and completely against what you yourself wanted to do.
Hugh: Hey, you know Robyn? Who did 'Konichiwa Bitches'? She had a hit in, like, 1997 with that 'show me love, show me life, baby show me what's all about' song.

Caitlin: Wow. Someone got McCained...
by H&CinOz January 12, 2009
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McCain-iac

When one goes crazy and becomes a maniac for presidental nominee John McCain.
"Oh my god! Its john McCain! I'm such a McCain-iac!"
by Bella Kripton March 11, 2009
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John McCain arms

The inability to lift your arms above your head after a good workout.
Man I did so many curls last night I have John McCain arms now.
by JP1212 April 9, 2011
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Paul McCartney

Too good for this Earth. He is wayyyy under-appreciated. All idiots who have no lives and know nothing about him and like to say mean and untrue things about him should go die.

Sir Paul McCartney>god. Deal with it.

Sir Paul McCartney= DIVINE PERFECTION.
The Beatles were, are, and will always be the best band ever, and Paul was THE Beatle.
His band Wings was, is, and will always be the second best band ever. Wings was the most famous band of the 70's.
Paul McCartney was, is, and will always be the best artist in the whole universe.

He is also the most CHARMING and SEXIEST man to have ever lived!!!
Paul McCartney is above everyone and everything else. He is the greatest thing to have ever happened to this Earth. kthnxbye.
by long live The Beatles! <3 October 2, 2009
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McCarthyism

One who says things without proof. The origin of this word is from the early 1950s during the red scare. A man with the last name of mcCarthy was blacklisting celebrities without proof. This is the reason why a person would be called a McCarthiest.
Person 1: My house is guarded by 10 electric fences!
Person 2: You lie.
Person 1: Dont you mean im using McCarthyism?
Person 2: Whats McCarthyism?
Person 1: Why dont you look it up at urbandictionary.com
by Leopold Sampsonite February 13, 2006
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John McCain

Very,Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, old dinosaur age guy who looks like a fucking turtle.
Dude#1: Look it's a 150 year old Turtle!!

Dude#2: No it's not, It's John McCain.

Dude#1: Oh your right!!

Both: Laughing
by Urban Prufesur January 1, 2009
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