And he wakes up in the valley three hours later, face down, side of his face full of gravel. Felt something wet... as he gets up he's in a puddle of something. And then he gets up... as he gets up and he starts to wipe and his eyes start to barely crack open, and he smells something that comes from a different dimension, a different side of the numbers. And he feels it in his ass crack, and he takes it and he looks, and it's highlighted green matrix juice you bitch ass nigga. Don't ever ask me to tell you a motherfucking story again. He was just laying there in matrix juice, just a puddle of bust matrix juice from this weird matrix monster that came and fucked him through a different dimension. There's your fucking bedtime story. Take your black ass to bed.
by QWERTY mnbvcxz July 15, 2025
Get the Matrix Juicemug. by onirokitsch February 24, 2024
Get the matrixmug. That's not too shabby, quite MaTriX
by PyRo_X February 5, 2003
Get the MaTriXmug. by gorbzmc May 9, 2021
Get the matrixedmug. The Matrix is a computer generated simulation
Information theory has concepts of entropy and the only way we all see the real matrix, IMHO, is when people agree halfway between 0 and 1 is 1. 011235813 is my number. "Inflation" in cosmological theory happens when you get to ? 3.
369.0.0 = 3 dots, 6 dots, 9 dots. .
369 and the imaginary 0 and decimal place makes 5 things.
THE MATRIX 5
BABY GENIUSES 6
Get it, Neo's ? :-) SLN.me/app dial 3 for operator ! it works !
Information theory has concepts of entropy and the only way we all see the real matrix, IMHO, is when people agree halfway between 0 and 1 is 1. 011235813 is my number. "Inflation" in cosmological theory happens when you get to ? 3.
369.0.0 = 3 dots, 6 dots, 9 dots. .
369 and the imaginary 0 and decimal place makes 5 things.
THE MATRIX 5
BABY GENIUSES 6
Get it, Neo's ? :-) SLN.me/app dial 3 for operator ! it works !
by bong nuts November 17, 2021
Get the Matrixmug. What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.
Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
by Bambianca December 25, 2021
Get the matrix COVIDmug.