your friend: "I saw him the other day and..."
You: "MATIASALERT"
your friend: "oh no I hope he didn't hear that"
You: "MATIASALERT"
your friend: "oh no I hope he didn't hear that"
by imyourjiji July 8, 2023
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by Pussygetter1000 August 17, 2023
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Matias is a very skinny guy, he can't even bench 275lbs / 125kg unlike his very short but beautiful italian friend.
by RandyXYT September 4, 2023
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