mastarvation

When a person in unable to masturbate for a long time (long depending on their usual masturbation habits). This may be because they have very little alone time or if they break their hand, hurt penis, feel guilty ect.

A common cause of mastarvation is camping or staying in a hotel with other people.

The ejaculation after mastarvation is euphoric.

Bro! after camping for 2 weeks I was suffering serious mastarvation. When I got home I jumped straight onto porn and had a euphoric wank.

by Regular_Terrestrial September 2, 2011

Masturbation

sexual stimulation of especially one's own genital organs by bodily contact apart from sexual intercourse and usually by use of the hand

Bob could never get any "real" sex so he decided that he was going to masturbate instead.

by i r sexy December 28, 2005

Over Masturbation

When you masturbate util you ejaculate, then keep on masturbating straight after, ignoring your dick's protests.

Over masterbating last night was awsome, the sperm really massaged my penis and i came again within 15 minutes of vigourous spanking. Over Masturbation is awsome

by apple6969696969 April 15, 2009

Co-consensual masturbation

The act of masturbation on another consenting individual.

Verb Form: Co-consensually masturbating

Friend: So how far did u get last night?
You: I totally got co-consensual masturbation.

That dude and his girlfriend were just co-consensually masturbating in his blue '88 Volvo.

by Biz^2 January 8, 2008

masturbational planning

When you can't currently beat dat meat because you are with family or in class etc... and you plan a specific time to get fappy and fap.

"Shit, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on Monday, August 17, 2023..."

by Goat arena optimized January 28, 2015

masturbational

the act of being part of the masturbation cycle for a male or female.

as part of a young man's masturbational career, he begins yanking off to Disney and Nickelodeon cast members and eventually ends up on porn hub.

by haeg April 17, 2017

Masturbation Audience

a 'masturbation audience' is an event where a speaker will dramatically retell the most jarring parts of a story in order to incite intense excitement and emotion in their audience without delving into the wider and deeper context which grounds the story

That guy is having a masturbation audience. He keeps telling the story of how he won a spicy wing challenge and won but left out that the wings were only mildly spicy.

by ZingleZee November 18, 2019