Mason is my fat friend. He gets annoying sometimes but he’s a good friend. It’s hard for me to forgive him because he dropped my fricken chicken nuggets and I’m still mad to this day. His fat ass eats too much and when I go to get lunch he’s the first person to get food and he always gets the pizza. If it’s Thursday or Friday he get the popcorn chicken and the orange chicken. In some words he’s pretty funny but he doesn’t eat anything healthy so he gets even more fatter. In conclusion he’s a good fat friend who eats too much and doesn’t like beans but is funny.
Mason is my friend.
by Bean luver 69 October 25, 2019
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by USS PussyDestroyer69 January 28, 2020
Get the Mason mug.The most fucking perfect guy you will ever meet. With effortlessly perfectly styled bronzish hair and deep brown eyes, Mason’s face alone will draw you in, and his personality will keep you there. He is super athletic and r i p p e d!!! He’s also super smart and funny! He can be super random at times, which is good if you need to relax. Don’t be upset if one ignores you, Masons often ignore someone for a short period of time if they upset them in any way. Don’t worry though, this is just him trying to cool off. Masons are nurturing but dominant boyfriends. Mason will care for your every need, yet know when to stop you if you’ve gone too far. Mason makes an amazing friend as he gives great advice. Consider yourself lucky to know one. Often found with an Aurora, these two make a power couple that is unstoppable. No one will mess with either of them for fear the other one will fuck them up. All of their friends are super supportive and protective of them, so they stay well protected. Never let one go if you find one. They will never let you down.
Person A: Dude, who’s that? He’s super ripped and I heard he got an A on his math test...
Person B: Oh, that’s Mason.
Person A: Who’s he with?
Person B: Oh, that’s Aurora. She’s super feisty but they make a perfect couple. Don’t mess with them. If you touch Aurora, Mason will skin you alive. And if you hurt Mason, Aurora will burn your soul.
Person A: Figures.
Person B: Oh, that’s Mason.
Person A: Who’s he with?
Person B: Oh, that’s Aurora. She’s super feisty but they make a perfect couple. Don’t mess with them. If you touch Aurora, Mason will skin you alive. And if you hurt Mason, Aurora will burn your soul.
Person A: Figures.
by Jane850 January 29, 2020
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hey some guy just slid into my dms and called me cute.
Make sure he’s not a Mason or else he’ll break your heart.
Make sure he’s not a Mason or else he’ll break your heart.
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