When you are so drunk that you puke in a womans vagina, then proceed to make her girlfriend eat her out.
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Get the Maryland Crabcake mug.Marlyland, that random state in the east! Commonly mistaken for not existing, Maryland is a bit of everything. I live in MD and have experienced it all. Parts of it like DC and Baltimore are pretty ghetto, with two of the top 5 murder rates in the country. *Damn cough cough* Mongomery County is the golden in all the silver of MD. It’s holds some of the most beautiful suberbs in places like: Potomac, Bethesda, Brookeville, and Olney. These towns are among the richest and most well educated in the country! They are also populated by TONS of lawyers and doctors with preppy rich children who live in houses hey don’t think are huge. Besides Montgomery county you have: Prince George’s, Fredrick, Howard, Carrol, Wochester and more that aren’t that well known. Maryland is pretty out of wack sometimes but it’s the crazy that makes it home :)
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High crime, high tax hellhole which as someone mentioned is a perfect substitute for New Jersey. Filthy, ugly, drab, rude, classless people. Awful summer weather, lots of rednecks and blue collar crap, dangerous ghettos. For some incomprehensible reason the citizens think the Chesapeake Bay is the greatest natural resource in the country, yeahhhh right. Brown, mucky, mosquito infested bog is more like it.
Annapolis is way overrated, Baltimore is the ugliest city in the U.S. I vow never to set foot in this miserable state again !
Annapolis is way overrated, Baltimore is the ugliest city in the U.S. I vow never to set foot in this miserable state again !
Maryland is the worst state in the country.
by incogneeto October 3, 2005
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The most un-diverse place I have ever been. There is nothing to do and nothing ever happens. I think one there has been one shooting in the past year (not counting deer, of course). The nearest mall is 45 minutes (plus) away, and that is in Annapolis.
The guys are ugly and the girls are pretty...pretty bitchy! Most people are hyperactive and don't know how to chill. It's the exact opposite of Annapolis.
The Shore is mostly white. Occasionally, you will meet a cool black person, but the few black people that reside there act white in majority; or an occasional white person who thinks they are a gangster but just end up making themselves look like a square and get shot when they visit any major city. There is no ghetto, no projects.
You know you're on the Shore when...
-Your phone book for three counties (yellow and white pages) is no more than one and a half inches. No lie.
-Gigantic tractor things chase you on the road.
-You see trucks with twelve-inch lifts randomly pulled over on the grass...yup, it's deer hunting season.
-Your school colors are John Deere green and yellow.
-Nobody knows what "Naptown" is, even though they're a half hour away from it! People are totally oblivious.
-Carharts and Mossy Oak camo is everywhere (jackets, full suits, hats, pants...).
-People bring "deer jerky" on the bus for breakfast.
-As soon as school lets out, you hear duck and goose calls coming from all directions.
-Boys clip fish hooks onto their hats.
-In school, a letter was sent home to remind boys to empty the pockets of their hunting jackets. Because a bullet was found on the school floor.
-Whenever you pass a deer, someone yells, "That there is a 12-point buck!"
-You smell cow shit everywhere you go.
-You have a cornfield in your backyard.
-People have no sense of style and no one is creative and everyone just copies each other. Most "Shorers" think they know everything but really they're stupid! And everyone who is anyone just wants to get the fuck out but they are obligated to live there or too young to move. Everybody else is just totally oblivious and off in their own gay happy queer land and they think it's the coolest place ever, but they wouldn't survive a day in Anne Arundel County, let alone DC, B-More, or any other major city.
I'm telling you, don't move there. And if you already live there, party hard and get the fuck out, ay-sap.
The most un-diverse place I have ever been. There is nothing to do and nothing ever happens. I think one there has been one shooting in the past year (not counting deer, of course). The nearest mall is 45 minutes (plus) away, and that is in Annapolis.
The guys are ugly and the girls are pretty...pretty bitchy! Most people are hyperactive and don't know how to chill. It's the exact opposite of Annapolis.
The Shore is mostly white. Occasionally, you will meet a cool black person, but the few black people that reside there act white in majority; or an occasional white person who thinks they are a gangster but just end up making themselves look like a square and get shot when they visit any major city. There is no ghetto, no projects.
You know you're on the Shore when...
-Your phone book for three counties (yellow and white pages) is no more than one and a half inches. No lie.
-Gigantic tractor things chase you on the road.
-You see trucks with twelve-inch lifts randomly pulled over on the grass...yup, it's deer hunting season.
-Your school colors are John Deere green and yellow.
-Nobody knows what "Naptown" is, even though they're a half hour away from it! People are totally oblivious.
-Carharts and Mossy Oak camo is everywhere (jackets, full suits, hats, pants...).
-People bring "deer jerky" on the bus for breakfast.
-As soon as school lets out, you hear duck and goose calls coming from all directions.
-Boys clip fish hooks onto their hats.
-In school, a letter was sent home to remind boys to empty the pockets of their hunting jackets. Because a bullet was found on the school floor.
-Whenever you pass a deer, someone yells, "That there is a 12-point buck!"
-You smell cow shit everywhere you go.
-You have a cornfield in your backyard.
-People have no sense of style and no one is creative and everyone just copies each other. Most "Shorers" think they know everything but really they're stupid! And everyone who is anyone just wants to get the fuck out but they are obligated to live there or too young to move. Everybody else is just totally oblivious and off in their own gay happy queer land and they think it's the coolest place ever, but they wouldn't survive a day in Anne Arundel County, let alone DC, B-More, or any other major city.
I'm telling you, don't move there. And if you already live there, party hard and get the fuck out, ay-sap.
Maryland's Eastern Shore is gay.
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Get the maryland mug.To become nostalgic or emotional about the past. Marlin Place was a street in Van Nuys Ca. where friends would gather to hang out and smoke pot in the 70's.
Oh man, my boss started getting all Marlin Place on me when he started telling me about his old dog alex.
by bezel333 January 2, 2006
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