Marriage

The dream and soul crushing arrangement that sucks the hope and enjoyment from life.

Guy: When I was a boy, I wanted to be an astronaut.

Guy's Friend: What happened?
Guy: Marriage.

Guy's Friend: I'm sorry to hear that. Well, I've got to go tresspoop now, so see ya later.

by Mtneerfn May 9, 2013

Triad Marriage movement

A movement that seeks to promote and make legal the marriage of three people to each other at the same time and in the same wedding ceremoney.

Support the triad marriage movement.

by Judge dredd7 September 27, 2011

PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )

1. the anxiety felt in a marriage
2. feeling trapped
3. feeling suffocated
4. constantly suspicious of your spouse's behavior, with or without merit
5. obsessive compulsion to check pockets, drawers, looking for clues ( imaginary or not ) to validate one's suspicions
6. general bossiness

7. general disregard for the happiness of your partner

Geeez Frank it sounds like you and your wife both suffer from PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )...no, not that one, I'm talking about ' presently married syndrome '

by Egaladeist-TAZ March 13, 2010

redneck marriage

1. legal relationship between brothers, sisters, best friends and possibly an animal: a legally recognized relationship, established by a civil or religious ceremony, between two below average people who intend to live together as sexual and domestic partners.
2. marriage ceremony: the ceremony in which two fat, greasy southern people are joined together formally in wedlock.
3. An union legally binded with the option and possability to produce abnormal children by default.
4. union of two things: a close union, blend, or mixture of two unintelligent people. Incest is based on the marriage of tradition and southern innovation.

"Thomas I'm afraid that your marriage is in a current decline"
"Now I realize after all these years that I have been in a redneck Marriage!"

"We do not provide counseling for your type of marriage"
"Are you being prejudice against my redneck marriage?"

by Jay P.F November 23, 2007

gay marriage

Something that should not be chosen leagal or non-legal by someone who is not even involved in gay marrige. There is no concrete reason to ban gay marriage. If you say it goes against the bible, go fuck yourself, not everyone belives in god nor should be forced 2 live their lives according to the bible. If you say "I think it wrong" go fuck yourself. If ur not the one getting married, get over it. And for all of you that say " well they don't produce kids" well you should thatnk us because the world is already over populated and well if everyone was straight we would have a crisis on our hands and we would have more pregnant teen girls. Anyways, it should not be the choice of some up tight republican president who's straight and has nothing to do with any of the marriages personally. I mean is it so bad to know that two more people in the world are happy?

President bush needs to pull that 12ft stick that he has up his ass out and legalize gay marriage

by mike94539 August 10, 2006

gay marriage

Two members of the same sex marrying each other. All you straight men out there should be supporting this because it leaves more girls out there for us.

Jack: Hey Katie, do you have a boyfriend?
Katie: Not anymore, my boyfriend left me and had gay marriage instead.
Jack: I'm sorry, so do you want to go out to dinner tonight?
Katie: Sure!

by Zach_Zach February 7, 2009

Marriage

The sacred uniting of a couple witnessed before God, not always everlasting, but with the intent to be. Though men say its the 'beginning of the end,' we all know they secretly want it too, if not why ask? - usually the best day of a woman's' life and will forever be remembered.

'My life is so wonderful right now everything is perfect!'

'They must have had a marriage'

by tankerbelle October 2, 2012