Marriage-zoned

Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.

Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...

by Friendzoning Fiend June 30, 2013

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game marriage

When a gay male wedding is to take place, it is often refered to as a game marriage

Anthony says, 'Did you hear about Kyle and Chris's game marriage'
Yosuke replies, 'Oh no but I am not surprised.'

by Burnzer September 01, 2015

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Tax Marriage

Marrriage that is only for taxies

Tubbo: let’s get married for tax purposes

Ranboo: but-
Tubbo: Taxes
Ranboo: Tax Marriage :,(

by Boo :p August 25, 2021

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Perfect marriage

Matt and Dyl

Matt and Dyl are such a perfect marriage. Matt’s a real trophy boy

by Shshjshsjss September 22, 2021

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friend marriage

A friend marriage is when 2 best friends love each other very much that they decide to get married but as friends not lovers, the legally or formally recognized union of two people as besties in a personal relationship

Person one: Omg I Love you so much
Person two: Yos lets get a friend marriage bestie!

by Lunar_Gh0sT November 27, 2020

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