Hanzo Main

Delusional, you are truly delusional if you play this character and no one else. Please uninstall the app if you main Hanzo, I'm begging you

Me: Are you a "Hanzo Main"?
Someone: yeah
Me: I'm dropkicking you to Brazil

by GayNoodle101 January 9, 2021

ying main

a fucking retard who throws all three of her flash spams into the room rushes in and dies most of the time

person1 "wow ying is so good I'm gonna become a ying main"
person2 "shut up your trash retard"

by Dr. Ghosty February 11, 2021

Vigil main

A bitch who thinks vigil is somehow better than caveira in Rainbow Six Siege. Also spawn peeks all the time and will throw the match if vigil gets banned.

"guys, ban vigil"
vigil main:*proceeds to earrape about how dumb his teammates are for wanting to ban vigil*

by cosmich0220 April 28, 2021

razor main

A Razor main is someone who mains Razor in Genshin Impact. Obviously? Anyways, it's rare to see a Razor main with good wifi — (coming from a Razor main). Razor mains deserve the world *awesome lipbite*

"Razor mains and their McDonalds wifi. Tsk."

by vitamin gummy May 15, 2021

.44 Magnum Retirement Plan

When you fail to save and invest enough money for retirement and grow too old or get sick and can no longer work to earn money to maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. The .44 Magnum Retire Plan may be an option for you! Just place a loaded, high powered firearm to the side of your head or in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your retirement worries will disappear in an instant!

Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.

by E. Barlow June 22, 2021

Symmetra main

a Symmetra main is someone who will dump his dignity into the next trash can only to microwave you in a small room with turrets to the gates of hell. he shows absolutely no feelings of disgrace and shame and will declare that Symmetra is his "wife". there is no hope for returning to human after becoming a Symmetra main.

guy 1: have you seen that symmetra main?
guy 2: yeah I'm feeling like microwave lasagna now

by 9uvoufiywtwufou August 27, 2021

HenryPlayz Main

This is my channel,i am on the road to 200 subs

a little known youtuber
Someone:Why HenryPlayz Main only has 176 subs?

by HenryPlayz Main April 17, 2022