me: did you hear that joe got massively molested I wonder what that mean
Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred
Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred
by Massive molester March 18, 2020
Get the massively molested mug.to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it
If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.
After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands
After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands
by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009
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Typically seen in a Wall of Death/Mosh Pit attempt Fall Out Boy concerts, Yellowcard concerts. Instead of the normal punching, pushing, and trampling you get these little bitch slaps and soft touch of pushes and the typical crouch grab and rub.
by Drew "The March 6, 2008
Get the molest fest mug.Moesha is a very calm collective person , Moesha’s are very smart , sexy , beautiful and attractive , Moesha’s aren’t always thick but they have ass Moesha’s do not put up with bullshit THEY CAN FIGHT , if you find a Moesha keep her cause no one can ever replace a MOESHA she has they eyes that light up the world Moesha’s are a gift DONT LOOSE THEM!!
by Moeshalovers78 December 20, 2017
Get the Moesha mug.Someone who can be over energetic at times, but doesn’t like to stand out. The want to make new friends but are usually too shy to speak, they tend to have dark secret(or past) but will keep themselves viewed as positive. Doesn’t care for their looks and though they don’t like attention they also don’t like to be alone. So if you see a Moises just try talking to them casually but try not to throw to many things at them.
Guy:wow that Moises is such loner what a loser
Girl:nah he’s pretty cool just try talkIn to him, he’s actually kind of fun to hang around with:)
Girl:nah he’s pretty cool just try talkIn to him, he’s actually kind of fun to hang around with:)
by Kingderp180 March 15, 2018
Get the Moises mug.An indie band made up of Isaac Brock the lead singer, Eric Judy the bassist, and Jeremiah Green the drummer. They've released four albums: This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To Think About, The Lonesome Crowded West, The Moon and Antarctica, and Good News For People Who Love Bad News. They're an amazing band because of their quirky lyrics that somehow make sense in the end.
by Jess April 7, 2005
Get the Modest Mouse mug.Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.
Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.
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