An alternative to saying “Jesus Christ” when expressing pain, surprise, discontent, and/or exasperation, typically uttered by members of the Jewish faith.
“They are late again?!? Moses of Goshen!”
“Moses of Goshen that hurt! I just stubbed my toe!”
“Moses of Goshen! He left the dishes in the sink again?!?”
“Moses of Goshen that hurt! I just stubbed my toe!”
“Moses of Goshen! He left the dishes in the sink again?!?”
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Get the The Moses mug.1. The act of doing someone wrong with the full intent of screwing them over to an unfathomable degree.
2. Trolling someone with the end result being that they are left in a substantially worse position than before.
2. Trolling someone with the end result being that they are left in a substantially worse position than before.
"did you hear that Josh took a dump in the foil liners of Matthew's stove top?"
"oh shit! That's dirty Moses"
"oh shit! That's dirty Moses"
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Person 2: "...mose"
Person 1: "Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity around 1665 while drinking... When he was growing up, Newton spent much of his time on his family farm... and that is how Newton discovered Gravity"
Person 2: "...mose"
Example 2:
Person 1: "Guys, please, we really have to take this seriously"
Person 2: "...mose"
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