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What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
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Moses Move

a polarzing/definitive decision or move ; that "parts the Seas" and divides people into friends vs enemies, interested vs not-interested (romantically) or generally splits a situation into decision tree, generally with two likely outcomes- yes or no, a or b, with little middle ground to negotiate.
If we discontine the ad campaign of X and give Y full run of the site and it doesnt work out for Y, we may never be able to get X back so we should be cautious, it's a Moses Move for sure.
by MikeyG81 June 4, 2009
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Moses Rape

1. Getting raped or mullested by Moses or Moses believer.
2. Trying to convert someone to the new religion called MOSES4LIFE
I was moses raped at the mall last night!
by faieia October 31, 2008
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A moses

To greatly split something into two.
Bro did a moses on Dagon.
by Daddy-Fushiguro March 2, 2025
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Moses

Moses belongs to mirakle so walk away girl
by Miracles bf March 23, 2022
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