Monke penis

Someone who says something for absolutely no reason, has absolutely no meaning just say it around the boys for fun.

Person 1: Bro I hit him once he's one shot
Person 2 : monke penis

by dababyletsgoo July 18, 2021

monk slut

a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own

that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.

by life alchemist May 24, 2018

Le Monke

*Fart* Uh oh Stinky Poop Ahahahahahaha Poopies Funny poopies Elelelele Haha Funny poop, poop funny Wheee Haha Yay for poopie Good poopie Poopie funny Hahahahahahaha Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop, funny Yay Fun fun poop! Tee, hee, hee Poop poopie, yay Poop make me happy, happy, happy Yahahahahaha Uh oh I think I made a poopie
Poop in pants, no diaper, that's funny! Hahahahahahahahaha Oopsie, poopy underwear now Hee heehee We want poopies We want poopies Hahahahahahahah Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahaha Poohoohoo-ah *cough* Poop

You Le Monke

by garysin July 5, 2020

monk room

Long-term hotel room rental for single individual on a budget.

(seen in a craigslist ad by a local hotel): "Monk room $500.00 available June 1st. Small room with attached bathroom. Furnished. All utilities included. Complimentary local phone & cable. Flexible lease - month to month"

by Bob Stein June 20, 2007

Monke balls

This word was first used in gorilla tag from a monke named mini games

He harassed us and sucked on our monke balls

by game_takers1 July 23, 2023

Le monke

A cute orangutan

Le monke is a funny meme and he is stinkey

by Wjwjmwjw December 16, 2022

Sea monke

A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.

Person 1: if you could be one animal which one would you be?

Person 2: sea monke

by microsoftman November 9, 2020