The microwave popcorn date is a special form of a date which consists of two people, a nature documentary and, of course, microwave popcorn. It is considered as a modern 21st century way of dating and can also include (but is not limited to): tetra pak wine, fake candles, old fragrance sticks.
by cessc May 06, 2019
A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war
(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
by Yesperson2000 February 02, 2022
A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
by Rodeogirl777 March 01, 2018
God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves
Microwave.exe has stopped working
Microwave.exe has stopped working
by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020
Where a gay boy wanks his dad of inside of a truck over a microwave and screams big batty Alex dexters nephew Tommy (John grays sister lily loves jimmy jimbos cock)
by Brianselliotpussydestroyer February 29, 2024
When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.
by Jaymes175 February 05, 2024