Match maker

That one kid in your school when you’re talking to someone of the opposite gender, even if it’s platonic between you and your best friend. Trying to get you to date/match even if both people don’t want that. They also usually scream “W Rizz” and are an obnoxious popular jock/class clown kid.

Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for

Boy: “hey, how was the test”
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”

by HistoricalFanatics March 3, 2024

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Match sandwich

An even in which a player masturbates just before leaving for a sporting event and does so again just after coming back.

Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?

Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.

by JaMicah Jamison March 27, 2024

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Meat Matching

When comparing anything to anything, sizing someone up, pocket watching, glazing, etc. Can be used in a negative or positive manner.

Example: 1

Man 1: "Yoooo where'd you get those jeans from? Are those the same ones *INSERT CELEBRITY* was wearing?"
Man 1: "Bro....you MEAT MATCHING RIGHT NOW!!!!"

Example: 2

Girl 1: "Wait...weren't you supposed to be going to the party with Jamal? I saw you on IG flicking it up with everyone BUT HIM!

Girl 2: "Girl, I know you aint inspecting my timeline...MEAT MATCHING and shit!"

by thatguybgreen December 10, 2025

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