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Marriage Meal

When she makes a meal SO GOOD that you be wanting to marry her afterwards
by Shasta P. McNasty November 11, 2019
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marriage sick

The feeling when you start hating being nagged to marry or hear people getting married all around you.
After the whole season of marriages , he has become marriage sick
by Ishuwithnoissue May 17, 2016
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MARRIAGING UP

1. Navigating the difficulties of marriage for the better of the whole and not just for you as an individual. Rising to the occasion and being responsible in your marriage,

Living up to expectations and the commitments you agreed to before God and witnesses.

2. When a person strategically weds above their pedigree.
Will and Jada been together 20 years couples need to get on that marriaging up!
by tvgurl March 23, 2020
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Marriage-zoned

Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.
Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...
by Friendzoning Fiend July 18, 2013
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Micro marriage

Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021
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Perfect marriage

Matt and Dyl
Matt and Dyl are such a perfect marriage. Matt’s a real trophy boy
by Shshjshsjss September 22, 2021
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Marriage Orgy

When you get married with alot of people at the same time and then divorce them
Charlie: Wow! I went to a marriage orgy and now I have 4 ex-partners!
by yowchi August 2, 2021
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