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Maastricht Effect

Beautiful women who start living or studying in Maastricht (small dutch town) are affected by this phenomenon. BEcause of the shortage of men, they become desperate, they become attracted to unattracted/weird guys and give them un deserved attention. the following symptoms are often linked to the Maastricht Effect: freaking out over text messages, hitting laptops and screaming f**k you at the guy in question at the Vrijthof in the middle of the night.
The Maastricht effect is really bugging me.
by pandalover85 July 3, 2010
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hoodrat hoochie mama

A dirty skank ho from straight out the projects. Comes from the 2 Live Crew song "Hoochie Mama".
(in the 1950's, in the suburbs)
Charles: "Gee buddy, haven't seen you in awhile. How are you?"
Juwan: "What's crackin' playa? Hey what's been goin' down wit dat bitch you been sweatin'?"
Charles: "Oh, Susie? She's a swell girl. We're going steady now, and I gave her my pin."
Juwan: "Right on brotha, lots a niggaz done pinned that bitch."
Charles: "What are you saying?"
Juwan: "She ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama, hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama."
Charles: "Susie is a nice girl, whether or not she's sucked every cock in the county. And you're white."
Juwan: "Oh yeah, I forgot. Well I'd better get going, my mother is expecting me for supper at 6 o'clock sharp."
by Nick D May 10, 2004
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Yo Mama

The person who loves you even if you act like a heartless bitch who cares about only yourself. The person who argued for their right to have you in the first place, and has never been sorry she did even when you completely turn your back on her. The place you can always go when you find out that friends come and go but your mother will always be there to help you pick up the pieces.
Only Yo Mama could forgive you for that.
by Always143 August 11, 2010
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Mama Africa

A term used by africans that have left africa to show love to here they come from
Jati:My family and I are leaving for Mama Africa in a few weeks so i won't be here

Teacher:Alright you have fun
by Nappyboy317 August 17, 2007
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mamasita

It simply means "hottie" in Latin-American slang.
what a hottie! / Que mamasita!
by Latincutie June 30, 2007
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Baby Mama

A woman who has a child out of wedlock with a man. She may or may not be in a relationship with the man, but most of the time, she's not. She may think she has some sort of postion or leverage in the man's life, just because she had a child with the man, but all she is, is a baby mama, nothing else. Some baby mamas use the child as a pawn or weapon to "get what they want" from the child's father, IE: money, food, sex, etc. If the man is in a realtionship with a woman who has no children, the baby mama may become jealous and cause baby mama drama.

A stereotype associated with baby mama's is they are poor, lazy bitches who trapped the man into getting her pregnant or tricked him by saying she was on the pill, thinking the man would pay her way in life just because she has a child with him. Not all baby mama's are like that. The majority of them just act like they can control the man just because they had a seed with them, and make it difficult for the man and threaten to take the child away or sue for more child support if the baby mama doesn't get her way.
Damn, there go Jayro's baby mama. That bitch is always trying to get something from him.

Yo, did you hear about Reggie's baby mama? That bitch got an extra $600 a month from him in child support, now he broke as a joke!!

I don't mess with Mookie anymore. Ever since his baby mama found out about us being together, she won't stop calling him.

I'll never be a baby mama. I'm wifey material, and a man ain't gon get me pregnant without marrying me first!!!!

Man, my baby mama talking crazy. That bitch said if I don't come over and give her some money, I won't be able to see my son.

Bitch, you just a baby mama. If he really loved you, you'd be his wife.
by LBankso October 30, 2007
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Maason

Aww look at that maason what a total negroid looks like Hitler forgot one!
by Nogays September 7, 2019
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