free lunch

Hooking up with a girl immediately after she breaks up with her boyfriend, during the 'rebound' period.

You remember that girl we knew from Chem class? I'm gonna get me some free lunch with her today.

by Mankind 1337 April 28, 2008

Lunchbox

1.) verb. When in the throes of passion, the man suddenly takes all of his junk (including his flaccid penis) and shoves them into the wide-open and welcoming mouth of the woman.

2.) noun. A woman whose mouth is large enough to accept all of your junk.

(verb) I think I'm going to lunchbox the shit out of Sally tonight.

(noun) Sally looks like a real lunchbox!

by wrflmh May 14, 2014

Lunching

When someone is either not concentrating or is not giving their full attention to a task or conversation.

I just asked Joe a question and he just looked at me with a blank stare, he must be lunching.

by Ernest K. Cole January 1, 2009

Chicago Free Lunch

Knuckle sandwich.

Punch in the mouth.

Say that again, and I'll give you a Chicago Free Lunch.

by Chi-town Al. July 17, 2009

Lunch Whore

One who does STUPID things for the promise of a "free lunch".

Lisa: I hate raisins.
Nikki: I will buy you lunch if you eat those 62 raisins.
Lisa: All 62 of them?
Nikki: Hell yes!
Lisa: Okay...here goes.
Nikki: I can't believe you just did that. You freaking Lunch Whore!!

by Pseu Smith January 13, 2009

cock lunch

one who forgets their lunch at work and is desperately hungry, so they take their mind off things by sucking the cock of one of their co-workers.

Woman: I forgot my lunch again, and I can't go home and get it

Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.

by MORG101 BIKINI DANCER April 20, 2009

lunchin'

The act of stupidity and or foolishness; doing dumb shit.

I don't think I've ever known a time when my cousin wasn't lunchin'! He has always been a class clown.

by talk2me-JCH2 December 2, 2022