password locking

the act of one or more people ganging up on a person, taking their i phone without being noticed, and locking them out by using incorrect passwords. if done right you can time it and eventually lock them off for two hours or more. this will literary make your day .

dude we password locked Dylan today and he started crying!, password locking is now my new favorite hobby!

by vortexwolf13 September 13, 2011

Muzzle Loading

The act of fucking a pregnant women while she's in labor, therefore pushing the baby back up into her vagina.

Guy 1 "Hey Jim i thought your child was suppose to be born the other day?"
Jim "Yeah I didn't want the child to be born yet so I decided Muzzle Loading my wife for another trimester would be a great idea."

by Deadeye487 June 11, 2018

Red looking kinda sus

CENSOR CHAT:OFF
Green: Red killed
Red: WHAT
Brown:Proof
Pink:Red looking kinda sus
Red: if i killed whit why would you emergency instead of report
Green: your shit
Red: ??????
Green: your a fucker and your shit and you fucked up whit
Green:Vote him out guys
Everyone:sure, Everyone voted red
Red: Whyyyyyyy
Green:Die mr.didnotkill
Text Reads:"mr.didnotkill was not The Imposter. 1 Imposter Remains"

SSundee:Red looking kinda sus

by im a dick and my g licked ME January 20, 2021

Cheez-it Loading

The art of covering as much surface area of the body with cheez-it brand crackers as possible. Can also be used to describe Ritz Crackers topped with Cheese Whiz in the same manner.

How many of those are you going to do at one time? Are you Cheez-it Loading again? It's gonna take you 30 minutes to eat all those crackers.

by chestwraps October 2, 2009

hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.

*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.








hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

by t655645765 March 8, 2009

locking on

When a man passes his point-of-no return during sexual intercourse, and knows he's going to come.

"Slow down, John, you're going to come"
"Too late, Jane, I'm locking on"

by Nested Elevator November 19, 2016

Laking

To ejaculate an immense load on a female's face to the point where she physically can't breath (aka drowning in jizz).

"My bitch went laking last night. I shot so much on her face she nearly drowned."

by WordMasterP October 23, 2013