Abe Lincoln

the act of Jizzing into a female's hair from behind in a movie theatre.

ohh fuck i forgot to abe lincoln her in math class while watching the movie

by PKMUTHA January 28, 2010

Lincoln

To hold a bowl (device for smoking pot) and not hit it for an extended period of time.

"You always Lincoln the bowl, just hit it and pass it dude."

by Harrison H. December 18, 2005

Abe Lincoln Log

Similar to and typically following it's predecessor the "Abe Lincoln;" this manuever is pulled off by adding the all-too popular "CLeveland Steamer" applied to the chin. Thus creating a makeshift adhesive "log" that any stragglers can stick to, creating a muddy beard.
To pull off the true beard style "NuttyMuddy Abe Lincoln Log" : Eat an adequate portion of crushed walnuts, peanuts, pinenuts, almonds, acorns or any variation thereof. At time of Cleveland Steam application,log should be a nice NuttyMuddy consistency

"My girlfriend didn't wax often onough. So, to teach her a lesson, I donkey-punched the bitch, shaved that shit, crapped and jacked off on her chin. Then, I shaved her snatch, spread her pubes on the cumlog. She had THE Abe Lincoln Log."

by 9100' High July 15, 2006

Lincoln Log 69

A group sex position where couples are stacked on top of each other 69ing. It can either be in the stacked form (where you are just with one partner, but there is another person perpendicularly stacked between you) or the square form (where each person eats a different person in the square).

We had so many people doing a Lincoln Log 69 last night I thought we were gonna topple over like a game of Jenga!

by Pupu Peepee October 30, 2007

lincolnshire

possibly the most boring place ever. all it is, is shitty fields, and tiny towns that nothing in it

i fucking hate lincolnshire

by h2008 November 18, 2018

Abraham Lincoln Syndrom

A situation in which a group of French people suddently talk English because of the presense of an English Minority.

This behavior is usually caused because the French people have always been able to adapt, and rarely have the politeness to ask an English fellow to speak French in the presence of a majority. This leads to strange results when the French begin to speak to other French fellows in English, resulting in poor accent and dialogues.

A single English person in an entire group is enough to cause this behavior.

- "Hey great party, eh?
- Pourquoi tu me parle en anglais?!
- Ah, excuse moi..."

- "I think I'm struck with the Abraham Lincoln Syndrom.
- Hey man, I'm french, so talk to me in French!"
- Désolé!"

by Ideosynchronicity July 11, 2009

Lincoln

Gentle and caring usually very trustworthy. Most if the time won't think twice about turning you in if it means they get out of trouble though. A sensitive person. Will never pass up the chance to be the center of attention!

A guy who's man enough to cry!?!

Yup that's Lincoln for you

by Fishinatankk March 9, 2017