We’d gone to the bogs between the main course and pudding arriving, and I’d filled her gob to the brim with love custard. Unfortunately the down button didn’t work, so she had a lift full of milk, and when the doors opened the carpet got drenched. Had to sit there with a flood of jizz on her top for the rest of the meal. I ordered a cheeseboard and some coffees, too.
by Pete’s A December 9, 2023
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“Dude, I was holding my girls hand and my balls were really itchy, so I had to use the lift and scrape so I wouldn’t ruin the moment.“
by Dong demarco February 8, 2022
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by nagrathea May 13, 2011
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Often seen on signs if you have a dirty mind "Main Lift"
Often seen on signs if you have a dirty mind "Main Lift"
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Guy 2 - Woah, nice
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