libel

The practice of smearing someone's name and reputation by publishing it and writing lies and cruel jokes about them.

"This website easily commits libel all the time and is used by kids with too much time on their hands who want to embarass each other."

by Oldpro December 23, 2008

mad libs

A super fun game played by coming up with a list of adjectives, nouns, etc. that end up making a hilarious story.

'First, drink a cup of hot (type of liquid) and stretch out on a/an (adjective) bed in a/an (adjective) position.' turns into 'First, drink a cup of hot vodka and stretch out on a leafy bed in a pretty position.'

by xpixie6 April 28, 2005

liberal guilt

feeling bad cuz you have more than other people

My liberal guilt always kicks in when I go out and party and spend $200 in one night on nothing but booze for my honey and me when that same $200 could feed a village in West Virginia.

by ___________________1 October 30, 2008

library

A place to borrow books for free. It is not pronounced "lie-berry"

"Hey, I am going to the lie-berry!"
"You're pretty retarded"

by JakeLandis September 16, 2005

College Library

A library at the University of Wisconsin, Madison. Located at 600 N. Park St. College (also known as Helen C White) is the most popular library on campus, and during exams it can be impossible to find a desk. It harbors a social academic studying attitude. College is most familiar with students pulling all-nighters. Given its 24 hour status, and late nite coffee, College is a procrastinators dream and savior. But those that make it to the morning are greeted by a sweet sunrise over lake Monona, and a long day.

James: "I had sex in the library!"

Alex: "At College Library?"

James: "No. That'd be stupid dude. Where would I have done it? At Memorial, in the stacks"

by MJE November 27, 2007

Daily Liberal Disgrace

Every day the Liberals do something disgraceful to undermine this great country. The liberal idiocy newsworthy story of the day.

Today's Daily Liberal Disgrace is finding out there will be Offices of Gender and Race Management in the Financial Reform Bill

by Personal Responsibility July 9, 2010

libertarian traffic jam

When drivers ignore the rules of the road and cause accidents. delays, accidents that results in in a traffic jam. Sometimes happening in times of mass panic like a natural disaster.

A complete lack of order, regulations, or rules that results in a disaster.

Oh great here comes a Libertarian Traffic Jam.

by Libertatis July 12, 2015