scarp laser raser

A very sexy man with no hoes because he doesn't eat jello with a spork.
Often found fucking computers.

That faggot is a scarp laser raser

by NiggerNugget August 13, 2016

Left laners

Idiot drivers that see people speeding and merge to the fast lane and travel the same speed as the person in the slow lane just to annoy them. See also; one who knows the left lane traffic traffic travels at a higher rate of speed so the stay in it to avoid having to slow down and switch lanes, this person usual travels 65 miles an hour or just below the posted speedlimit

Jeff sees 20 cars in the left lane on the interstate behind the only carnext to the truck on the right lane going the same speed..
Jeff: im so gonna get fired because of these left laners making me late for work!!

by JDurband August 8, 2016

jewish space laser

A "Jewish Space Laser" is when you receive oral sex next to a window and try to hold a magnifying glass steady enough for the beam of sunlight from the window to light all 8 candles on the menorah.

I gave my wife a jewish space laser yesterday but she couldn't light'em all.

by im u fucking sadist17 February 28, 2021

laser

A dumb fuck that dosent know any thing

Eileens a laser, she dosent know what a prick is!

by Sam July 19, 2004

laser in on

to concentrate; to zero in on.

We need to laser in on poverty alleviation.

by uttam maharjan October 25, 2010

laser lips

Some one , usually a guy, that sucks cock.

that guy is such a laser lip.

by amy grant April 1, 2005

laser tag

is when you meet up in a laser tag place in the dead of night to have hott sex

We are gunna have some hott laser tag sex.

by maddie ray April 8, 2007