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Llama

Incredibly clever creatures who masquerade as unintelligent mammals, while secretly preparing for world domination.
Be afraid, one day llamas will rule the world.
by JuPitEer March 2, 2009
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Llamathrust

Sexual act involving spitting and kicking similar to a llama. The spitting can be done by the male or female sexual partner, kicking is normally only done by the female.
"Hey man did that chick you take home last night go hard?" "she was awesome until she started to llamathrust, now I have spit in my hair and I'm covered in bruises from the kicking!"
by dirtystuff April 22, 2015
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llama cheese

cheese of the llama
a llamas cheese
you
by bob November 25, 2002
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llama

Llamas are a very interesting type of animal who tend to be fluffy and spit at those they don't like.
That llama spit in my face when I pulled on its fluffy fur!
by Snoogans April 27, 2006
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Llama Licker

A horny bastard that enjoys licking llamas sexually.
...You're such a frickin' llama licker.
by Carliann October 12, 2007
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Drama Llama

Usually describing a human of the female gender, who is capable of making any stiuation become about them at a simple turn of a word, also when confronted about the "drama" becomes so enraged she spits in ones face similar to a llama
"That bitch Amber just spit in my face because I pointed out what a drama filled bitch she was being!"

"Yeah I told you that bitch was a Drama Llama!"
by Kurt September 24, 2006
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llama whore

1 - A llama whore is a phrase born of the recent llama badge craze on deviantart. Normally badges cost points, which must be paid for or given to you by someone else who has paid - however because llama badges are awesome, they are free.

A llama whore is a deviant who simply cannot stop sending llamas, and in return cannot stop receiving them. The more llamas you get, the cooler the llama on your page looks!

Llama whores often frequent places such as 'give a llama, get a llama' groups, and like to favourite artwork with the title 'fave and get a llama!'.
2 - More uncommonly, llama whores are also people who have sex with llamas.
1 - deviant1: OMG i have 5000 llamas! I need to go give out some more to celebrate!

deviant2: hey, if you give me a llama, i'll give you a llama.

deviant1: hell yeah, we can be llama buddies! I love all you llama giving people!

deviant3: haha, you pair of complete llama whores.

deviant1+2: llama whores? damn right we are!!

2 - guy1: is she having sex with that llama?

guy2: you know, i think she might be.

guy1: oh. ew. let's just keep walking and pretend we didn't notice.

guy2: good idea. that's taking llama lovin' a bit too far.

guy1: no wait, look a minute...that llama whore is giving it head!!
- stare open mouthed -
by Pi. April 24, 2010
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