Wet Lasagna

Ejaculating inside of a sweaty, overweight, woman on her period. (Preferably of Italian descent).

“Yo man, I cooked this messy wet Lasagna last night with Francesca”
“I added so much ricotta in this sweet, hot, Wet Lasagna last night”
“A wet lasagna betwixt the sheets is so fucking hot”

by Is_this_a_trap? August 15, 2025

Bitch Lasagna

The most viewed PewDiePie song on Spotify and disses TSeries Perfectly

Hey TSeries, lookin' hungry for drama, here, let me serve you bitch Lasagna!

by CurryInMaVeins February 23, 2021

lasagna wave

the act of sexual gratification derived by expensive audio products

Zeos popped a lasagna wave after donning Stax L700 Earspeakers.

by Monsieur E May 22, 2018

i require lasagna

garfielf sais dis

bullets dont work jonh
i require lasagna

by babithot June 12, 2019

Lasagna Nut

When you mash your boner into a bowl or plate of lasagna, causing instant orgasm

Wow, your Lasagna Nut is on point

by Mr.Scloong September 17, 2017

Blue Lasagna

The female version of blue balls, she wants a man to fill her and he doesn’t

I woke up so horny and he was too tired so i had blue lasagna…

by Veezer February 18, 2022

lasagna demon

Someone who has eaten a lasagna so bad that their breath smells terrible even hours later, driving away their significant other.

Bethany: What’s that smell? Is that lasagna?
Steve: Oh, yeah, I had some for dinner…
Bethany: Ew, your breath! Back off, you lasagna demon!

by AstralChaos March 24, 2022