Laundynn

A sensitive and loving person but is also not open to people a lot she’s athletic and wants to be treated like a queen

My sister could be a laundynn

by Freedom writers November 21, 2021

Landy

To put up absolute stats your first week in school

“Bro, that freshman absolutely Landy’d syllabus week”

by lilkoshie January 12, 2022

Landen

Super cool and funny and everyone likes him because of how he looks

Omg hes so "Landen!"

by Coolguy4848 January 31, 2022

landon

a manz with i 2636 inch cock that would take out north korea in one swing of his massive dick

ohhhhh landon he’s got a cock that pleasures

by cockmaster42699372 December 23, 2021

ladynoiirs.wife

max is the sweetest and funniest mutual ever. they have the best videos and i love their acc so so so much.<3

someone: hey, do you know ladynoiirs.wife?
me: yes ofc, they are my fav mutual :)

by alyasloveintrest December 28, 2021

ladynettefx

ladynettefx is the sweetest person ever to exist. ali makes everyone’s day just by popping in and saying hi.

someone: hi do you know ladynettefx?
me: yes! she is so cool

by kqtaep March 7, 2022

Landing Eagle

Name for the following act.

Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.

The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.

Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.

I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.

Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast

Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.

by FoJmeRaw August 9, 2022