Krusty’s Fun house

The basement of Jake Paul, preferably filled with 248 children

News Reporter: Krusty’s Fun house has been explored. 3 officers were shot by turrets, and they were unable to save the 225 estimated children.

by LooseSniper May 21, 2023

king krust

King Krust is a commonly used nickname for crusty people

Oh look, its King Krust

by Shadow..... December 22, 2018

Rusty Krusty crab reach around

The act of getting pegged by your girl while she reaches around and jerks you off with a rusty set of grill tongs.

Dude, your sister gave me the Rusty krusty crab reach around last night. It was sick!

by Lickalottapuss88 February 2, 2022

prosula se kao kruška

When a person falls in a way that is both funny and tragic

Gledaj Saru! Prosula se kao kruška!

by roperoperope October 14, 2019

big daddy krystal

A woman who started an occult of “babygirls” often cheats on them & is always claiming new ones. Big daddy Krystal can often be found in Krystals kitten corner “KKK” for short.

Damn that’s big daddy Krystal over there.

You’re treating me like such a big daddy Krystal right now😔🙄

by Not Ming Ming May 1, 2020

Is this the Krusty Krab?

No this is patrick.

*Phone rings*
Customer A: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No this is patrick.
*puts down phone* *Patrick whistling when phone rings again*
Customer B: Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick!
*puts down phone again* *same as above*
Customer C: Is this the Krusty Krab?
NO, THIS IS PATRICK! *smashes phone and Grunts*
Patrick: I am not a Krusty Krab!
Spongebob: Patrick that’s the name of the restaurant.
Patrick: Huh?

by Romie_777 May 20, 2021

Krystal

While similar in size and appearance to a white castle burger, the krystal burger is quite superior. Open 24 hours and always a great place to stop after consuming mass quantities of alcohol. The only bad thing about the illustrious krystal burger, is the horrendous shit you are sure to take the day following. Common slang terms for Krystal burgers are butt rockets, gut bombs, elephant scabs, etc.

Damn, I'm fucking wasted, let's go get a sack full of Krystal burgers!!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007