Discord Kitten

Someone who will get free nitro from a discord mod

"Can I get nitro pls uwu" - Discord Kitten

"Yes of course my kitten" - Old man

by Idontwanttoexist December 27, 2021

Danger Kitten

An extremely stuck up whore, traped in the horrors of her own ego. Butt-ugly, her mirror must be broken, or else she would have known by now her "flirting" with the users of GameRanger is futile.

If you ever want to become bulemic just look at her picture on PGR after every meal.

"Baron Samedi: danger kitten is yokozuna because she is a fat sumo who likes to try to beat up on aibo burger buddies"

by Drågøn?Girl October 1, 2005

Kristen Stewart

The most boring and over-rated actress on the face of the planet. Pretty much talks in complete monotone except for when she's screaming, in which case she sounds like a dying cat. Some people say she's really pretty, while others say she's really pale and has buck teeth. Also a pot-head. She plays the character of Bella "Sue" Swan of Twilight perfectly, mostly because Bella Swan is a character that lacks a personality as well.

Mindless fan girl: Did you see Kristen Stewart in Twilight? Isn't she just so pretty and talented?
Me: What the hell are you talking about? She's a horrible actress, and a pot-head.

Mindless fan girl: OMG! UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE GETS TO KISS EDWARD!!!111!
Me: Why the hell would I be jealous of her? Edward's a jerk, and he's ugly. I'd rather bathe in a pool of shit than kiss him.

by The-Alternative-To-Idiocy February 17, 2010

sex kitten

1. Someone, usually female, who oozes sex appeal and is lots of fun to have sex with
2. Woman who has a plentiful supply of willing sex slaves

1. "Have you seen Jen? Sex kitten doesn't even begin to describe how sexy she is"
2. "I would perform any sexual favour for that woman"

by satania April 9, 2005

Kristen Stewart

A talentless American actress that has stared in numerous low key movies, excluding Twilight, which she utterly destroyed.

"Did you see Twilight yesterday?"

"Yeah...it sucked. Kristen Stewart...uhg, they just need a recast, for Christ's sake!"

by Airstream Raider December 26, 2008

Dead kitten

Vagina that has been used so much that it cannot get wet anymore

Taylor Bess' pussy is a dead kitten

by Charles tbird June 20, 2008

Danger Kitten

Some whore that takes underage naked pictures of herself and then blames everyone else when they eventually are distributed without her consent.

Some Danger Kitten had her pictures posted on ytmnd and now shes complaining to people who really don't care.

by somebodybutnotme May 28, 2006