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kiwi maximoff

beautiful girl with hazel brown eyes and brown shoulder length hair
bro did you see the new girl she’s a total kiwi maximoff
by Kiwi 🥝 lover August 19, 2024
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Kiwi allergy

Synonym: Pussy
Any person allergic to kiwis is automatically a pussy
that person has a kiwi allergy aka this person is a pussy
by fuckyobitch1 March 23, 2022
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Kiwi

*A small Australian bird

Also the ship name of two people with the name Melanie And Katherine, although it Makes no sense with the two names
"That small little bird is a kiwi"
"Melanie and Katherine are now dating so their ship name is now Kiwi."
by bruh3223 December 18, 2014
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Kiwi Farms

Going to Kiwi Farms is like having a death wish
by The keckler 2 owo March 12, 2024
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Kiwi Breakfast

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.
Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”
by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023
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Kiwi

Some who dope but got a massive penis
Zach is so kiwi
by Vaginalover1574 November 13, 2020
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kiwy

a purple fruit that comes out your ass or mouth depending which one opens first after sex
i hope my kid never kiwys
by mommymaddie September 15, 2022
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