by Kiwi 🥝 lover August 19, 2024

by fuckyobitch1 March 23, 2022

*A small Australian bird
Also the ship name of two people with the name Melanie And Katherine, although it Makes no sense with the two names
Also the ship name of two people with the name Melanie And Katherine, although it Makes no sense with the two names
"That small little bird is a kiwi"
"Melanie and Katherine are now dating so their ship name is now Kiwi."
"Melanie and Katherine are now dating so their ship name is now Kiwi."
by bruh3223 December 18, 2014

by The keckler 2 owo March 12, 2024

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.
Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”
20 minutes later…
English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”
English tourist: “yeah sure”
20 minutes later…
English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”
by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023

by mommymaddie September 15, 2022
