kentucky shoelace

velco straps

Get that retard some kentucky shoelaces, he cant tie his shoes.

by yea you bet April 29, 2011

kentucky tie

The act of wrapping your neckerchief around your balls, creating a tourniquet, to squeeze the last drops of jizz onto your partner.

Guy: OOHHHH!! I''m about to blast off!!
Girl: Shoot it all over my face!
Guy: ARGH GA HA UH OH!! That was great!
Girl: I know you've got more in there. Hand me that necktie and I'll fashion a Kentucky Tie so I can squeeze out every last drop.
Guy: I love you.

by ThinsilentNine December 15, 2016

kentucky taco

Eating your cousin out after eating a ton of mexican food.

We thought Matthew was cool until we caught him eating a Kentucky Taco

by plasmaraider June 1, 2017

kentucky rewipe

when you dumo and need to go back for a second wipe after you already left the toilet.

My shit was like syrup I had to do a "kentucky rewipe"

by steve3171 July 28, 2010

Kentucky Thumb

A sexual intercourse position in which a thumb is pressed into the vagina with as much pressure possible.

“Tonight I’m gonna use the Kentucky thumb on her ;)”

by anonymous May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

It's a sex move where you jam a thumb up her vagina until she cums, and don't release it until she orgasms. It's a move based off of a youtuber, Kentucky Ballistics, Injury.

Girl 1: My boyfriend told me he was going to give me the Kentucky Plug tonight!
Girl 2: Woah, that's super hot!

by Florbo May 20, 2021

Kentucky Gobbler

A move where you stick your testacles in between the back of your legs, as it looks like a gobbler on a turkey

Dave- I had Rachel tickle my Kentucky Gobbler

by Lil Dicky Boy October 25, 2018