rusty kangaroo

When you're doing anal with a 280+ pound women (reverse cowgirl specifically) and you pull her fupa up, stick your cock in, slap the fupa down and bust. That my friend is a rusty kangaroo, store it in the pouch.

I picked up this Heffer from the bar, she taught me the rusty kangaroo... if she ain't 280 she ain't a lady.

by XXXINSD June 20, 2022

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kangaroo jacket

Hoodie with a pocket in the front

It was getting cold so John put his kangaroo jacket on and warmed his hands in the front pocket

by Gadeade January 22, 2018

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Kangaroo drop kick

Is when a female while having sex drops kicks the guy in the throat and punching him in the ass making the pain going to the penis making it feel hard and good

I getting kangaroo drop kick by my girl tomorrow

by A. D. B hd November 13, 2018

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cuz kangaroos

A term people use when someone asks a "why" question that is either

a. stupid

or

b. the answerer does not want to answer the question

EXAMPLE A
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

by happykitten267 April 06, 2015

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kangaroo western

A western, but more Australian!

Distant cousins are the Maple Leaf western (Canadian), spaghetti western (Italian), baguette western (French), and the samurai movie (Japanese).

How to make a Kangaroo western:
They're all Aussie
There are probably Aboriginal people
Maybe add some surfers just for a joke
They say "mate" and "cunt"

They say "g'day mate" instead of "howdy partner"
Play Waltzing Matilda or something
BOOM! Aussie western is now a thing!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover February 13, 2025

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