Lane Kirk 

Probably one of the most annoying kids you'll ever know. Always kicking your chair if you're in front of him, kicking your feet if you're across from him. He has no conscience, nor any morals. He fears no one.

His most popular feature is his name up on the Big Screen - for Kahoot, of course.

Ew, Lane Kirk.

Lane Kirk by madyissues November 20, 2019

george kirk 

A racist twat who’s birthday is on 13th of November his best friend and bum buddy is Bryce who is good in bed. A George Kirk has a chode the size of an ant and Bryce has bolacks of steel if u see a George Kirk there is a national month to kick him in the balls and punch him in nose

Hey u see George Kirk what a prick he likes ass

george kirk by Manny gurr January 12, 2020

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk 

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk

Very good looking, brave, daring, smart, sexy, loyal and unpredictable.

A one of a kind in thinking and in person. Can easily be confused with cocky and often miss understood. People who are called by this name are powerful individuals and should never be under estimated in any way.

One such individual can be found around the Seattle area.

A reference to the famed Capitan Kirk of Star track.

Once again "Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk" saved the copy Machine.

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk by Snake Eyes again December 13, 2010

the Kirk 

A decidedly better nickname for Albuquerque, NM. An alternative to the lame names like Burque, the 505, Albucracky, etc.

After Aliens kidnapped me down in Roswell and forced me to eat at a diner in Truth or Consequences and to talk to new age women in Santa Fe about awesome paintings of women hugging coyotes under the moon, I'm so ready to get back to the Kirk.

the Kirk by G.LO. July 4, 2005

Dirty Kirk 

To wrong someone to the extreme. This is far worse than a dis or a Jones.

Dude, it was bad when you banged Chris' mom, but when you shit on her afterwards...you really Dirty Kirked him!

Dirty Kirk by ScrapperBob May 11, 2004

captain kirk 

A guy who supports, both financially and emotionally, a marginally attractive female with few redeeming qualities. Mainstream origins derive from a Master P song. In common usage, it's highly synonymous with caker.

"Damn, Nick is always with Amy, taking her out, buying her shit. And that girl is busted! What a Captain Kirk!"

captain kirk by MSR27 April 14, 2006

Captain Kirk 

The act of defecating inside a girl's mouth. Named for Captain Kirk, a character played by William Shatner on the TV series "Star Trek."

"...and then I gave her the Captain Kirk..."

"Wait, what does that mean?"

"You know, she opened her mouth and then I Shatner!"

Captain Kirk by Dakota Dick April 28, 2010